Masturbation Causes Pregnant Hands In The Afterlife

[josephpalazzo]

I wonder why "hands" is getting so much bad rapt...

[Mr.Obvious]

Wait... Does autofellatio get you pregnant in the face?

[drunkenshoe]

Did you get started on the New Years celebration a little early?

No, it is just a terrible haiku attempt on pregnant hands. I swear, I am dead sober.

[aitm]

But what of my vacuum….er……I mean….where would a baby come out of your hands?

[PickelledEggs]

That's why you should always wear a condom when masturbating.

[Unbeliever]

Just think how much better you could masturbate, with even more hands!

[stromboli]

But what of my vacuum….er……I mean….where would a baby come out of your hands?

Vacuum?   :a102:

[stromboli]

No, it is just a terrible haiku attempt on pregnant hands. I swear, I am dead sober.

Lol. I gave up on haiku in college.

[Baruch]

Just think how much better you could masturbate, with even more hands!

Fractal fingers alliterate literally ;-)

[Deidre32]

Doesn't say anything about women not masturbating. lol ^_^

[Baruch]

Wait... Does autofellatio get you pregnant in the face?

Giving a guy a blowjob only makes your speech pregnant with meaning ;-)

[Sargon The Grape]

Doesn't say anything about women not masturbating. lol ^_^

Wait, women masturbate? /s

[josephpalazzo]

Wait, women masturbate? /s

If monkeys do it, why would that exclude women?!?

[Sargon The Grape]

If monkeys do it, why would that exclude women?!?

Note the /s at the end.

[josephpalazzo]

Note the /s at the end.

I did notice... ;-)