Lolicon-Gerontophilia

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Folks, I have a confession to make: I am a lolicon-gerontophile. I am sexually attracted to people who are many decades or even centuries old who, nevertheless, possess nubile young bodies. Case in point:




These two lovely ladies are 500 and 495 years old, respectively, but with the bodies of, dare I say it... loli godesses.

I know, I know, it's a strange fetish to have, but I stand by it! I will take this oddly-specific attraction to my grave! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GIVE IT UP!



in b4 missing the joke

[TomFoolery]

[aitm]

oy vey

[stromboli]

I personally have no fear of you raping an animated character, and I think many of us figured that out already.

[Draconic Aiur]

as long as its animated

[Hijiri Byakuren]

I love how seriously my joke threads get taken.

[stromboli]

I love how seriously my joke threads get taken.

Some of us have been on here long enough to actually check that.

[dtq123]

That isn't funny, for I am too a Lolicon-Gerontophilia. One of my life goals is to have a vampire fall for me... If they exist that is...

[Shiranu]

I am personally attracted to 10 year old holes drilled into soap. Don't know why, just how I was born.

[PickelledEggs]

I am personally attracted to 10 year old holes drilled into soap. Don't know why, just how I was born.

Wait. What?

Like if you take a bar of soap, drill a hole, and leave it for 10 years?

[Shiranu]

Wait. What?

Like if you take a bar of soap, drill a hole, and leave it for 10 years?

[Draconic Aiur]

That isn't funny, for I am too a Lolicon-Gerontophilia. One of my life goals is to have a vampire fall for me... If they exist that is...

u mean fall for your innards?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is it true that Telly Savalas is the patron saint of Loli?

[stromboli]

I googled "patron saint of loli" and got this:



There is a god!

[stromboli]

And this, but it belongs on another thread:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

I am a cold hearted man.