hello fellow atheists

[redpaint417]

hello im an atheist i like talking about religion, history and politics.

I'm currently married too satan shes a great wife and shes incredibly good too me

i hope you all will let me tell you all about her :)

[Solomon Zorn]

Greetings, Red!

I'm an atheist who loves to talk about religion and polotics. I also like to write poetry. Here's one you will enjoy (It's dripping with sarcasm):

"Impotent Omnipotent"
http://www.solomonzorn.com/impotent-omnipotent.html

[Mike Cl]

hello im an atheist i like talking about religion, history and politics.

I'm currently married too satan shes a great wife and shes incredibly good too me

i hope you all will let me tell you all about her :)

I'm all ears.......................

Oh, and welcome.

[Sal1981]

Hi.

[redpaint417]

Greetings, Red!

I'm an atheist who loves to talk about religion and polotics. I also like to write poetry. Here's one you will enjoy (It's dripping with sarcasm):

"Impotent Omnipotent"
http://www.solomonzorn.com/impotent-omnipotent.html

i like poetry

[redpaint417]

I'm all ears.......................

Oh, and welcome.

thank you, well we got married when I was just 13 she of course was much older and we've been together for over ten years now. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Somehow I have the impression that you're prone to exaggeration. I can't quite put my finger on why, but it. .. Oh heck. I think you're full of shit, but welcome anyway.

[Hydra009]

This thread

[Sal1981]

[Mike Cl]

thank you, well we got married when I was just 13 she of course was much older and we've been together for over ten years now. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

In other words, you have lived a basically mundane life.  You really do need to get out more.

[Solitary]

Welcome aboard Red! And I thought my childhood and marriage was strange.

[Hydra009]

Psst, guys.  The "childhood" is just a movie quote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA