Once Again- The Rapture Is Imminent!!!!

[stromboli]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-rapture-imminent-thanks-gay-marriage-obama

In an interview with End Times broadcaster Jan Markell that was aired this weekend, former Rep. Michele Bachmann said that people should “not despair but rejoice” that the world has reached the “midnight hour” and that “we in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the Rapture of the church.”

The former Republican congresswoman from Minnesota said that President Obama’s policies, including support for marriage equality and nuclear negotiations with Iran, are to blame for the world’s imminent demise. “We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour,” Bachmann said. “Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon.”

Bachmann made similar comments in the first half of her interview with Markell, which aired last week, insisting that Obama’s presidency will bring about natural and economic disasters along with the arrival of the Last Days.
After Bachmann said that Obama intends to “lift up the agenda of radical Islam,” Markell added that legal abortion and marriage equality for gays and lesbians are bringing about divine punishment on America.

“You are right,” Bachmann responded, lamenting that God will soon lift His “hedge of protection” over “pagan” America “and we will suffer the consequences as a result.”

“That’s why so many Christians I think are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,” she said. “But it is also a chastening as individual believers for our good and that, to me, is extremely exciting.”

Once again Michele Bachmann- our one woman brain trust- is totally on top of the situation. so we need to get busy and alert all our Christian friends in order to get those car keys and deeds to the houses. Time is of the essence, my friends. 

[doorknob]

I can't wait to laugh in these idiots faces when nothing of the sort happens. What utter nonsense!

[SGOS]

Does somebody coach that Bachman on how to be a feather brain?

[Mike Cl]

Does somebody coach that Bachman on how to be a feather brain?

Going to church every week can do that.

[kilodelta]

Bring it on. I'm already naked.

[Deidre32]

So much for keeping church separate from the state. :=/

[PickelledEggs]

I've survived many of these "raptures". Does that make me stronger than god?

[Hydra009]

“That’s why so many Christians I think are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,”

Or they could be upset that their group has waning popularity, commands less respect from the public, and can no longer dictate public policy.

Secularism will do that.  As will being driven into the ground by nutcases desperately trying to make religion relevant again by announcing doomsday at the drop of a hat.  Which is funny, because that's exactly how you get more and more marginalized.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

You know what.. Fuck it.. I'm tossing my money down on the cunt that's gonna save my motherfucking soul. I don't know about you cocksucking atheist fucking badtards, but the fucking cunt Michelle Bachmanne has  my motherfucking back! 

Or maybe not.. I mean she is a bit of a twat..

[dtq123]

I hope this is real, my mom woke me up to read the news.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I hope this is real, my mom woke me up to read the news.

Ye shall go to H E double dirty Qtips.. After you did post here..

[Munch]

You know what amazes me more, it's how you would think these people would turn to science to try and find reports of suggested natural catastrophe scientists have suggested will happen in the future, like a super volcano exploding, or fault lines shifting, or a comet landing, and use that as their end of the world 'predictions'.

But no, since science is the enemy of God, it has to come from 'gods own word' spoken in tongues

[Green Bottle]

People who spout this rubbish should be punched in the face, now that alone probably wouldnt bring them to their senses but it would be good to see..Now i dont usually advocate violence but some deserve it, ok mibbe not a punch, a wee slap now and again... 

[aitm]

I love it. Preach on Michelle, the rest of american is just mouth agape thinking, "what the fuck is this cunt on"?

[drunkenshoe]

That woman doesn't make any sense even in her own point of view. What is she trying accomplish is beyond me.

And something I am curious about. How on earth all religious freaks some how manage to catch the same kind of tonation and diction in their speech?! I mean, this is same about muslim nuts and christian nuts. (Don't know much about other kinda nuts) You can classify them according to their genders. Muslim and christian women and men would be in seperate gender groups, but not seperate religion groups. I have been aware of this for sometimes in 2 languages and I find it very interesting. I wonder if it is the same in let's say Spanish or Arabic? It's really interesting. Certain norms of preaching in voice are universal? Eww.