Once Again, Satan Is Invading Your Life !

[stromboli]

Notice how Satan deceives us.. Note the absence of the letter F THREE TIMES (F being the 6th letter in the alphabet) in the name Maxwell House AND neither word Maxwell NOR House has 6 letters? The only conclusion that can be drawn here is coffee is satanic!

And don't forget the barcodes. MUHAHAHAAAAAA........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRQQe1SRDNE

[stromboli]

I am sure she doesn't work when she is "in her way".....oh wait. who the fuck we kidding, that bitch can't hold down a fuckin job she's nuts.

And don't forget, Aitm, that having a 2 year degree in theology trumps a doctorate in history, physics, biology, mathematics, astronomy..... you name it.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I am sure she doesn't work when she is "in her way".....oh wait. who the fuck we kidding, that bitch can't hold down a fuckin job she's nuts.

Admit it.. You have the hots for her and want to trick her with candy..

[Munch]

Your notice, that in this pile of gummy bears, it contains red gummy bears. Now as we all know red is the color of the devil, because devils are red, like satan was in the movie legend (and no that wasn't tim curry, it was the actual devil).
Now if we take into account the nutritional value of gummy bears, we can find the devils hand print



as the numbers clearly show, the nutritional value contains the numbers 6 6 6 in three different areas, and a fourth 6 showing the son of the devil, meaning the product is marketed to children by the devil!

[Green Bottle]

You mean that bitch in the video was being serious, nofuckingway jose...

[_Xenu_]

A very similar version of the phi symbol also appears as the Phyrexian symbol in Magic The Gathering.



So in actuality, Monster energy drinks declare their allegiance to Yawgmoth the Ineffiable, not Satan.

Just out of curiosity, whats going on with Phyrexia these days?

[PickelledEggs]

I actually think it would be pretty awesome if it the guys that made the logo for Monster made it so it looked like Hebrew's characters for 666. It's totally plausible that they did make it look like they meant it that way on purpose, while also looking like claw marks.

[stromboli]

You mean that bitch in the video was being serious, nofuckingway jose...

Unfortunately she is. This is the level of drooling mental dystopia we deal with in the US.

[MagetheEntertainer]

And it never once crossed her mind that monster's design is so edgy for sales purposes.

[Munch]

And it never once crossed her mind that monster's design is so edgy for sales purposes.

I think trying to rationalize with these kind of people is like trying to scratch the middle of your back with your teeth.

[Solitary]

It never crosses one's mind when they cross their heart, because ignorance is bliss. 

[stromboli]

So.....Satan is this celestial intellect, a fallen angel, the chosen of god who turned against him; bound and determined to bring down mankind by using--- bar codes and Monster energy drink cans. Makes perfect sense.   

[Munch]

So.....Satan is this celestial intellect, a fallen angel, the chosen of god who turned against him; bound and determined to bring down mankind by using--- bar codes and Monster energy drink cans. Makes perfect sense.   

Satans a rather creative bugger when it comes to the downfall of mankind. He also made the 'fags' and 'negros' as part of his army, made porn his shield and made children believing in santa instead of jesus his shroud.

[Hydra009]

Just out of curiosity, whats going on with Phyrexia these days?

It's a blasted shell of its former glory, at least partially destroyed by the Nine Titans.  It's unknown if any of its inhabitants survived, but Phyrexians got a foothold in Mirrodin and created a New Phyrexia there, so the phyrexians are still very much alive even though their home plane is effectively annihilated.

[_Xenu_]

It's a blasted shell of its former glory, at least partially destroyed by the Nine Titans.  It's unknown if any of its inhabitants survived, but Phyrexians got a foothold in Mirrodin and created a New Phyrexia there, so the phyrexians are still very much alive even though their home plane is effectively annihilated.

Did Urza survive the war? Was he ever reunited with his brother?