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Started by PickelledEggs, August 26, 2014, 06:28:36 PM

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Hydra009

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I finally got around to watching The Mighty Nein, and I'm really enjoying it.

*narrator voice* Enter a fantasy world of make-believe with magic swords, sorcery, and people speaking German.  Meet the heroes (anti-heroes?) protagonists:

Knot, the Brave - a street urchin goblin girl who's drunk and penniless despite being a klepto and her whole backstory is a real tear-jerker if you think about it...

Caleb, Herr Hexenmeister, a wizard from the imaginary realm of Germany who takes waaay too long to cast his spells (metamagic feats, my guy) and also has a really sad, tragic backstory.  Moving on...

Ford Stone, a green seaman (no jokes) who has a sick-ass magic sword and jeez, that's a really sad, tragic backstory.  Man, I'm gonna need a barrel of Prozac to finish...

Beauregard Lionett, a fit muscle-mommy monk who's also a detective and a bit of an asshole.  And William Riker is on her shit list.  She likes books just as much as she likes getting swole.  Cool blue-teal outfit.  Headcanon: she's Rainbow Dash's D&D character.

Molly Tealeaf, a bisexual twink circus performer and pinkish violet Tiefling (who designed this character, Elton John?) who will shuffle his deck to reveal his trap card right before unleashing a devastating X-shaped slash with two swords.  Gets merchant discounts during the month of June.

Jester Lavorre, a genki girl blue Tiefling who is dangerously genre-savy, cracks jokes constantly, and constantly talks to her imaginary god just like Nightcrawler from the X-Men.  Notable for being more utility than DPS - and the only non-DPS in the party so far.  Heals!  I need heals here!  We all need heals!!

Watch as this daring party of humans and hellspawn (and goblin) separately make their way to a magical carnival where nothing out of the ordinary happens at all.  *narrator crawls into a fetal position while sobbing*

And...cut.

Gawdzilla Sama

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