New Facebook Feature Scans Profile To Pinpoint Exactly When Things Went Wrong

[PickelledEggs]

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-facebook-feature-scans-profile-to-pinpoint-exa,36187/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:2:Default

"Here I am overlaying my graph with the graph of a childhood friend. You can see that his life ended up much worse than mind... which is great." 

[stromboli]

This gives one the ability to compare with others that has never been seen before. To the wrong person, it could be very depressing or even damaging.

[Hydra009]

"Man, this new Candy Crush game is fantastic!"

[PickelledEggs]

"Skott, with a "k" "

[Hydra009]

"I just got Watchdogs.  Huh.  Looks like it needs Uplay in order to launch.  No biggie."

[stromboli]

You mean.... nobody cares? (hangs head in despair)