Drive Through Prayers!

[eviltomato]

Anybody else see this kind of crap? A local church here waves signs once a week expecting people to drive through to get prayers.

Curious if anybody else has made any prayer requests at drive throughs.

I was kinda angry at the guy who almost ran into the side of me because he was texting. I got his license plat number and went through the drivethrough. I read the license plate to the old guy and asked that he pray for that cars owner to get a huge kidney stone.

Guy gave me a nasty and told me that they don't pray for stuff like that.

[SGOS]

This is the second time in three years I've heard about drive through prayers.  Sounds like a trend.

[Shol'va]

I was kinda angry at the guy who almost ran into the side of me because he was texting. I got his license plat number and went through the drivethrough. I read the license plate to the old guy and asked that he pray for that cars owner to get a huge kidney stone.

Guy gave me a nasty and told me that they don't pray for stuff like that.

That's awesome.
Trolling them would be hilarious.
Drive up and ask for prayer for nice weather.
Ten minutes later go back and say you changed your mind, you want rain because you are planting a garden.
Ten minutes later go back and say you just found out about a wedding and you need nice weather.
Ten minutes after that go again and pretend you're ordering foor at a drive-through.

[PickelledEggs]

That's awesome.
Trolling them would be hilarious.
Drive up and ask for prayer for nice weather.
Ten minutes later go back and say you changed your mind, you want rain because you are planting a garden.
Ten minutes later go back and say you just found out about a wedding and you need nice weather.
Ten minutes after that go again and pretend you're ordering foor at a drive-through.

And then 10 min later go in and tell them that you need it to rain, but because you feel bad about changing the prayer so many times that you will take care of it yourself....

Then you proceed to get out of your car and do a native american rain dance right in front of him.

[eviltomato]

If i had planned it out i would have went a little more in depth with my request. Would want them to repeat back the license plate to me because we DEFINITELY don't want that prayer hitting the wrong car.... we all know how powerful those prayers are. Those things hit like a ton of bricks.

[stromboli]

I've often visulaized a drive through church- me in a Ford F250 4X4 and this Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witness frame building; ought to take about 2 passes to level the building.

[eviltomato]

A diesel that is running really rich and has side exhaust : )

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'd like a hamburger with pickles,  onion, lettuce,  mayo, hold the ketchup and don't fucking spit on it and oh yeah,  an order of fries and a large coke.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Stop at a McDonalds, order something completely different then go back to drive through and complain they fucked up your order.

[Green Bottle]

10 hail mary's  an a bag of chips, an keep the change        .