Oklahoma gun range gets a. ..licker license

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Because nothing says get baby jesus on the hotline like shitface drunk and lots o guns n ammo.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/05/27/1302332/-Oklahoma-gun-range-gets-liquor-license?showAll=yes

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Guns and booze? That's the most AMERICA FUCK YEAH! thing I've ever heard. Brb, going to Oklahoma to get shitfaced drunk and shoot things.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Guns and booze? That's the most AMERICA FUCK YEAH! thing I've ever heard. Brb, going to Oklahoma to get shitfaced drunk and shoot things.

Don't forget to wear your rainbow stuff. Oklahoma likes rainbows..or is that Kansas?

[Jason78]

Booze and guns.   What could possibly go wrong?

[KUSA]

Did anyone read the article?  They are not mixing guns and alcohol.

"Once your order a drink your driver's license is scanned and you are red-flagged and you're not allowed into any of the shooting facilities either as a spectator and certainly not as a shooter for the remainder of the day," Swanson said.

[Hydra009]

Did anyone read the article?  They are not mixing guns and alcohol.

Good point, I was just about to say the same thing.

It's not so much guns and booze as it is guns then booze (and presumably, a designated driver or taxi for the trip home).  Which is a little bizarre, but not really something I have a problem with.

[stromboli]

Did anyone read the article?  They are not mixing guns and alcohol.

Darn it. there goes my scenario of Okies spraying each other with lead while laughing with drunken hysteria.

[KUSA]

I think alcohol and paintball might be fun.

[stromboli]

Alcohol and gun owners with licenses pretty much describes opening day of deer hunt.

[Solitary]

licker license

Damned, I was just getting ready to move to Oklahoma and join up.   

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Yeah, this is real funny. Sit around shooting shit up, have a snoot full and drive home forgetting that most gun owners have more than one gun and possibly several in the car or truck.
Here's the thing, in most states you can't sit behind the wheel of a car drunk, running or not and yet can play cowboy all fucking day drunk. Ya think perhaps the alcohol and guns ifea isn't so good?
Oh fuck it. Let's all get behind drunk driving with guns in bars and just throw common sense tight out the fucking window. I should be able to drive a car right up to the pool table drunk and armed to the teeth. I scratch? I shoot the table.

[Jason Harvestdancer]

Did anyone read the article?  They are not mixing guns and alcohol.

You're messing up their fun with boring things like facts.  Never forget, if someone actually isn't afraid of guns that means they have an extra chromosome and must be jeered at for being able to count to potato.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Screw you. It's like saying a bowling alley isn't mixing alcohol and bowling balls.

[KUSA]

Screw you. It's like saying a bowling alley isn't mixing alcohol and bowling balls.

Is this you?

[stromboli]

Is this you?