If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....

[mykcob4]

....would it be?
I like the old standard:
"You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny."

[Solitary]

It depends on what she looks like to me.   Solitary

[Sargon The Grape]

Probably just tell her to piss off and quit bugging me.

[aileron]

Even Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan had a certain respect for each other.  

I served with a several Mormon officers in the Navy.  They had good senses of humor about their own religion, so I did pick up a few Mormon jokes along the way.  Maybe I'd start out with a joke:

Q: How many Mormon missionaries does it take to change a bicycle tire?
A: Three. One to change it and two to watch each direction for hit and run cars.

[leo]

I would fuck her if she looks like Eva Angelina. :)

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I probably wouldn't find myself standing in his grandma's basement so nothing. I'm not a fan of conversing with middle aged fat guys in their underwear living in their grandma's basement.

[Jmpty]

Q. How do you make a Mormon woman cum?
A. Who the fuck cares.

[Shiranu]

Hey, we'll bang, okay?

[bericks999]

Bitch look at yourself........fuckin pathetic.........

[Solitary]

Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist?  :roll:  Solitary

[GrinningYMIR]

Eve, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck his own wood?

[josephpalazzo]

Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist?  :roll:  Solitary

Why I have a thread: Is Eve the best troll ever? Cast your vote

 

[Solitary]

With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying.  :shock:  :-s  :shock:  :(  #-o  :-k  :-?  8-)  :roll:  :Hangman:  [-X   Solitary

[bericks999]

With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying.  :shock:  :-s  :shock:  :(  #-o  :-k  :-?  8-)  :roll:  :Hangman:  [-X   Solitary

Solitary. I'm just not sure what you think is so "slick" about this particular christard?  She's nothing more than a feeble minded moron whose comprehension capabilities are far below average.  I've watched better trolls on childrens game forums who were more than likely pre-teen.

[PickelledEggs]

I would say "what is that over there?"  and run for my life because of she actually believes what she says she does... Voices and all, I wouldn't feel safe.