New Study: Big gun ≠ small penis

[PopeyesPappy]

In this study, we formally examine the association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership in America. The primary hypothesis, derived from the psychosexual theory of gun ownership, asserts that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises will be more likely to personally own guns.

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Our analyses consistently failed to support the hypothesis. Instead, we found that rates of gun ownership were similar for men who had attempted penis enlargement and men who had no experiences with penis enlargement. We also observed that men who were less dissatisfied with the size of their penises were more likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and the total number of guns owned.

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https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/15579883241255830

[Dark Lightning]

Are you going to show us your howitzer, now? 😁

[PopeyesPappy]

Are you going to show us your howitzer, now? 😁

I'll spare y'all that, but this does mean I wasn't compensating for something after all.

[Mr.Obvious]

Good to know.

Alright, i'm off. Going to take a trip in my flashy sports-car.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I fired a .50 cal. Browning M2 Heavy Machine Gun before I had a driver's license. The one-legged Marine that owned it taught me respect for guns so I wasn't anywhere close to the typical teenage boy. Never used the .50 to kill houseflies.