Non sequiturs only, please.

[Unbeliever]

At any point on the compass a fish could ride a tricycle.

[aitm]

I don't understand any of this, I must be smart.

[Mike Cl]

Hickery dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one------the other got away. 

[the_antithesis]

PASTA DANCIN'!!!!!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I came, I saw, I conked him.

[Unbeliever]

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but it's hard to sleep with a lobster who steals all the covers. 🤔

[the_antithesis]

Evil in the laughter of every child.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Good Cheesus, God is grate!

[Unbeliever]

I can't see the forest, too damned many trees in the way! 🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳

[the_antithesis]

I haven't been to Spain, but the couch is made of mustard.

[Unbeliever]

The mustard in Spain falls mainly on the couch? 🤣

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ramen, Jackie Chan, ramen!

[Unbeliever]

The Moon is always full on Thanksgiving because it eats too much... 🤪

[the_antithesis]

I took a trip to Phan
With Jackie Chan
And a leg of Lamb
And a can of Spam
And a Windsor tan.
In a Chevy Van.

[Mr.Obvious]

Bananas, I say.
Bananas!