Non sequiturs only, please.

Gawdzilla Sama · June 05, 2023, 09:54:08 PM

Cobras make poor neckties.

Unbeliever · June 05, 2023, 11:11:27 PM

Cobras make poor sunglasses.

the_antithesis · June 06, 2023, 12:39:03 AM

Sunglasses and neckties never pick up the check.

Unbeliever · June 06, 2023, 01:34:11 AM

Klaatu Barada Necktie, said Ash. 🧐

Mr.Obvious · June 06, 2023, 05:53:28 AM

You all are bucking the Mona Lisa here, let me fax you.

Gawdzilla Sama · June 06, 2023, 06:20:04 AM

I'm braiding collars for my nightcrawlers. We take long walks off short piers.

the_antithesis · June 06, 2023, 10:54:08 AM

When you're out of slips, you're out of pier.

Unbeliever · June 06, 2023, 10:58:26 AM

I came here to make non sequiturs and kick ass, and I'm all out of pineapples.

🍍

the_antithesis · June 06, 2023, 11:07:12 AM

MEAT!

Unbeliever · June 06, 2023, 11:09:23 AM

"If I had my life to live over, I'd live over a saloon."
W. C. Fields

the_antithesis · June 06, 2023, 11:35:31 AM

Jimmy crack corn and I'm pissed off.

Unbeliever · June 06, 2023, 11:45:37 AM

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. 😏

the_antithesis · June 06, 2023, 11:53:22 AM

on the catwalk. When I do my little turn

Unbeliever · June 06, 2023, 12:24:00 PM

Non sequiturs don't make good soldiers, because they don't follow. 🤔

Gawdzilla Sama · June 06, 2023, 12:29:45 PM

I came, I saw, I conked him.

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