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Started by M, April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PM

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M

We all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.



Dark Lightning

It's all made up, including hell, which derives from Zoroastrianism. Just because you swallow all that shit doesn't mean that there is anything wrong with atheists.

Unbeliever

Some people celebrate keister, others not so much.
Maybe that's where the idea of chocolate eggs came from...
🤔
💩
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Mr.Obvious

#3
Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.


Friend of mine, philosophy major, lived with the hare Krishna for a few days. Was supposed to stay there for an assignment for 3 weeks. He pulled out early to retain his sanity.

I doubt you'd believe the shit they had 'non contradictory accounts' for.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

#4
I'm not just an atheist, I'm an Unbeliever, meaning I don't even believe in belief.
No ghosts, no goblins, no gods. 👻
No aliens, no ESP, no Bigfoot. 👽
No crap, no baloney, no malarkey. 💩

🤠
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 08, 2023, 04:06:08 PMHe pulled out early
You mean, like, coitus interruptus? 🤔
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Don't know M here very well, but this is sarcasm, right?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

That's the impression I got. 🤔
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Dark Lightning

Don't know "M" either, but if it's sarcasm, it was lost on me, since it's in the xtianity section.

Mr.Obvious

Seems to have gone over my head then.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

aitm

Meh. Chocolate is real.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

the_antithesis


She don't want your hair.

Hydra009

Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.
I laughed, thinking this was some sort of advanced sarcasm (non-contradictory accounts LOL), but then I remembered that lots of people really are this simple-minded.  I'd call it a squandering of intellect, but in many cases, I'm not entirely sure that's the case.

the_antithesis

Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.




You're stupid.

Blackleaf

Based on previous posts, I really think M is being sarcastic. Would be nice if they clarified. lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--