Such a great idea

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I hope Trump and his entire administration try this on day one.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/17/man-who-dissolved-in-boiling-yellowstone-hot-spring-slipped-while-checking-temperature-to-take-bath/?tid=pm_national_pop
Let us all encourage them to take a nice collective bath in Yellowstone. After all, there's no such thing as global warming and the sun never reaches the center of the earth.

[Munch]

I imagine a park ranger stood over the guy as his body desolves away screaming in agony, and the ranger says "now what did you learn?"

[Cavebear]

I imagine a park ranger stood over the guy as his body desolves away screaming in agony, and the ranger says "now what did you learn?"

That is a great example of learning something too late to make a difference.

[Mr.Obvious]

Darwin awards, both tragic and fascinating.

[PickelledEggs]

Darwin awards, both tragic and fascinating.

And sometimes hilarious

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[Munch]

Apocalypse was right. Though I do think we're multiplying as a species so much now even the less evolved ones not high on the survival table can make much of a dent

[widdershins]

I would just LOVE 5 minutes alone with Trump.  I think I could pretty easily convince him to help me fuck Cruz over.

I call it "The 2/3 law".  Simply put it defines "natural born citizen" as being at least "2/3 American" with 1/3 coming from being born in the US and 1/3 coming from each parent being a citizen.

Of course you can't sell something to Republicans without some fear mongering, but I have that in spaces!

Right now you could potentially become president with only a single citizen parent.  The problem with this is that ISIS may kidnap a woman who is an American citizen, force her to marry, raise her children in Pakistan or Iraq to be members of ISIS and then, when they're 35, ship them to the US, where they will gain automatic admittance and be able to run for president!  We NEED the 2/3 law to protect us from scary foreigners!  And to fuck Cruz out of EVER being president.  That part is the personal sell to Trump.

[Baruch]

Already happened with Obama ;-)) ... the CIA is way ahead of you.

[widdershins]

Already happened with Obama ;-)) ... the CIA is way ahead of you.

No, Obama was a Muslim Kenyan terrorist ISIS cyborg extraterrestrial devil worshiping imaginary person who loved American food, but only ate children.  That's why he wasn't qualified.

[Baruch]

It isn't about qualifications with Obama, to me.  It is competence.  He was less competent than any of my nieces or nephews, and I would vote for them.

[widdershins]

It isn't about qualifications with Obama, to me.  It is competence.  He was less competent than any of my nieces or nephews, and I would vote for them.

I don't know where you get that idea.  He's certainly an intelligent, well spoken man.  If asked repeatedly to use one word to describe him "incompetent" would never be that word.

[KUSA]

I hope Trump and his entire administration try this on day one.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/17/man-who-dissolved-in-boiling-yellowstone-hot-spring-slipped-while-checking-temperature-to-take-bath/?tid=pm_national_pop
Let us all encourage them to take a nice collective bath in Yellowstone. After all, there's no such thing as global warming and the sun never reaches the center of the earth.

Why don't you make the suggestion to these guys?
http://www.secretservice.gov/contact/

[Baruch]

See ... we actually do have bloodthirsty Stalinists and Hitlerites among us ... but I am too polite to name names ;-)

[Cavebear]

I hope Trump and his entire administration try this on day one.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/17/man-who-dissolved-in-boiling-yellowstone-hot-spring-slipped-while-checking-temperature-to-take-bath/?tid=pm_national_pop
Let us all encourage them to take a nice collective bath in Yellowstone. After all, there's no such thing as global warming and the sun never reaches the center of the earth.

Um, the sun never does reach the center of the Earth. 

[Unbeliever]

Oh, good, 'cause otherwise the sunlight would get all used up!