time limit on biblical prophecies

Hydra009 · April 14, 2015, 10:14:03 PM

Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 14, 2015, 06:50:25 PM

A war based on hate and greed seems a bit improbable but a giant sun ant devouring the Earth is absolutely how it's all gonna go down.

The ant is a metaphor for nuclear war. Or an asteroid impact.

Mike Cl · April 14, 2015, 10:18:35 PM

Quote from: Hydra009 on April 14, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
The ant is a metaphor for nuclear war. Or an asteroid impact.

Really? How was that determined? I've not heard that before.

GSOgymrat · April 14, 2015, 10:45:52 PM

Quote from: Hydra009 on April 14, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
The ant is a metaphor for nuclear war. Or an asteroid impact.

I think the ant is an unprecedented coronal mass ejection that burns the planet to a cinder.

Hydra009 · April 14, 2015, 11:58:10 PM

Quote from: Mike Cl on April 14, 2015, 10:18:35 PM
Really? How was that determined? I've not heard that before.

In ancient cajun, the word for ant is actually a cognate of asteroid. And nuke. So-called skeptics really ought to know the entirety of the proud history the cajun language before they ignorantly claim that we believe that a literal ant will devour the Earth. They're just like fundamentalists...

Solitary · April 15, 2015, 12:06:37 AM

Moody foo poo chant va la mad!

Youssuf Ramadan · April 15, 2015, 11:43:56 AM

How long til the next rapture anyway? The last one was fucking hilarious.

Unbeliever · April 15, 2015, 06:30:22 PM

Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 14, 2015, 10:45:52 PM
I think the ant is an unprecedented coronal mass ejection that burns the planet to a cinder.

Yeah, or it could be a sunward-coming asteroid coming right at us, that the solar glare is hiding from us.

AllPurposeAtheist · April 15, 2015, 06:42:01 PM

Silly people.. It's all on gods time.. You know.. Bible time.. That's how bible people lived like 700 years kind of like Pat Robertson..

SGOS · April 15, 2015, 08:51:57 PM

One of SNL's most memorable skits, from the good ole days of SNL. Al Franken and Dan Aykroyd square off as Pat Robertson and Bob Dole during the 1988 presidential primaries.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfa7ek_al-franken-as-pat-robertson_shortfilms

doorknob · April 16, 2015, 05:53:02 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiS4WP48fmY

it's funny I found this by accident. I liked it though.

trdsf · April 17, 2015, 09:24:43 AM

I was entertained that the last really widespread End of the World prediction, Harold Camping's second try, came during a convention I never miss. My fellow conventioneers greeted it with all the dignity and solemnity it deserved... it being a convention of musicians who are science fiction/fantasy/space/science/cat/silliness enthusiasts, you can imagine just how dignified and solemn it was. :D

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