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Title: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Solitary on July 14, 2015, 11:05:11 AM
There really is a Tooth Fairy. :eek: 

Farrah Abraham's Daughter Gets $100 Bills From the ToothFairy

Farrah Abraham is one very generous tooth fairy.

The 24-year-old "Teen Mom" star recently celebrated her 6-year-old daughter Sophia losing her two front teeth, but instead of giving a dollar per tooth like most parents, Farrah left a stack of $100 bills that appear to total $600 if you look closely enough.

"Sophia lost her 2 front teeth! Busy #ToothFairy," Farrah wrote next to the eyebrow-raising pic.

Clearly, Farrah's doing A-OK in the money department post her MTV hit.
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Mike Cl on July 14, 2015, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from: Solitary on July 14, 2015, 11:05:11 AM
There really is a Tooth Fairy. :eek: 

Farrah Abraham's Daughter Gets $100 Bills From the ToothFairy

Farrah Abraham is one very generous tooth fairy.

The 24-year-old "Teen Mom" star recently celebrated her 6-year-old daughter Sophia losing her two front teeth, but instead of giving a dollar per tooth like most parents, Farrah left a stack of $100 bills that appear to total $600 if you look closely enough.

"Sophia lost her 2 front teeth! Busy #ToothFairy," Farrah wrote next to the eyebrow-raising pic.

Clearly, Farrah's doing A-OK in the money department post her MTV hit.
That, I think, is pornographic.
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Solitary on July 14, 2015, 11:44:58 AM
No, little Jack Horner sticking is thumb in a plum pie is pornographic.  :biggrin2:
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Mike Cl on July 14, 2015, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: Solitary on July 14, 2015, 11:44:58 AM
No, little Jack Horner sticking is thumb in a plum pie is pornographic.  :biggrin2:
That, too--but what 6 yr. old needs $600 for a tooth?  What does a birthday get?  And a 16th birthday????  Jaded before she gets to Jr. Hi.  Pornographic, I tell ya!
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: leo on July 14, 2015, 12:45:44 PM
Yep the Tooth fairy is the real thing.
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 14, 2015, 05:53:55 PM
I never got a plug nickel from god, but the Tooth Fairy left cold, hard cash under my pillow and my parents never once disputed it.
Checkmate atheists. . :lol:
~Toothfarianism's high priest
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 14, 2015, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 14, 2015, 11:36:32 AM
That, I think, is pornographic.
The Tooth Fairy is fucking HAWT!  I peeked.
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Baruch on July 14, 2015, 07:06:13 PM
So you liked The Rock?
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 14, 2015, 10:51:13 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 14, 2015, 07:06:13 PM
So you liked The Rock?
Nooo..not the movie version. .The one I fantasize about.  She's about 22 years old in appearance, but she's much older, at least about 80 by now I guess. . I'm just going by how I imagined her when I lost my first tooth.
Amazingly she did bear a striking resemblance to my mother though and mom was no slouch in the looks department.
You gotta understand these things. The Tooth Fairy has powers a god couldn't even imagine. . :lol:
Just think. .All those kids teeth ground down to make dinosaur bones to fool the xtians into thinking it was satin.. Pretty slick for a sexy broad, eh?
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: Mike Cl on July 14, 2015, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 14, 2015, 05:57:35 PM
The Tooth Fairy is fucking HAWT!  I peeked.
No--not that kind of pornographic!  The bad kind!  I know the Tooth Fairy is hot---oh, yeah, big time!
Title: Re: APA Was Right After All.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 14, 2015, 11:02:54 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 14, 2015, 10:59:52 PM
No--not that kind of pornographic!  The bad kind!  I know the Tooth Fairy is hot---oh, yeah, big time!
Well unless it was THE Tooth Fairy then yeah. .pretty sleazy stuff..