APA Was Right After All.

[Solitary]

There really is a Tooth Fairy.  

Farrah Abraham's Daughter Gets $100 Bills From the ToothFairy

Farrah Abraham is one very generous tooth fairy.

The 24-year-old "Teen Mom" star recently celebrated her 6-year-old daughter Sophia losing her two front teeth, but instead of giving a dollar per tooth like most parents, Farrah left a stack of $100 bills that appear to total $600 if you look closely enough.

"Sophia lost her 2 front teeth! Busy #ToothFairy," Farrah wrote next to the eyebrow-raising pic.

Clearly, Farrah's doing A-OK in the money department post her MTV hit.

[Mike Cl]

There really is a Tooth Fairy.  

Farrah Abraham's Daughter Gets $100 Bills From the ToothFairy

Farrah Abraham is one very generous tooth fairy.

The 24-year-old "Teen Mom" star recently celebrated her 6-year-old daughter Sophia losing her two front teeth, but instead of giving a dollar per tooth like most parents, Farrah left a stack of $100 bills that appear to total $600 if you look closely enough.

"Sophia lost her 2 front teeth! Busy #ToothFairy," Farrah wrote next to the eyebrow-raising pic.

Clearly, Farrah's doing A-OK in the money department post her MTV hit.

That, I think, is pornographic.

[Solitary]

No, little Jack Horner sticking is thumb in a plum pie is pornographic. 

[Mike Cl]

No, little Jack Horner sticking is thumb in a plum pie is pornographic. 

That, too--but what 6 yr. old needs $600 for a tooth?  What does a birthday get?  And a 16th birthday????  Jaded before she gets to Jr. Hi.  Pornographic, I tell ya!

[leo]

Yep the Tooth fairy is the real thing.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I never got a plug nickel from god, but the Tooth Fairy left cold, hard cash under my pillow and my parents never once disputed it.
Checkmate atheists. .
~Toothfarianism's high priest

[AllPurposeAtheist]

That, I think, is pornographic.

The Tooth Fairy is fucking HAWT!  I peeked.

[Baruch]

So you liked The Rock?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

So you liked The Rock?

Nooo..not the movie version. .The one I fantasize about.  She's about 22 years old in appearance, but she's much older, at least about 80 by now I guess. . I'm just going by how I imagined her when I lost my first tooth.
Amazingly she did bear a striking resemblance to my mother though and mom was no slouch in the looks department.
You gotta understand these things. The Tooth Fairy has powers a god couldn't even imagine. .
Just think. .All those kids teeth ground down to make dinosaur bones to fool the xtians into thinking it was satin.. Pretty slick for a sexy broad, eh?

[Mike Cl]

The Tooth Fairy is fucking HAWT!  I peeked.

No--not that kind of pornographic!  The bad kind!  I know the Tooth Fairy is hot---oh, yeah, big time!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

No--not that kind of pornographic!  The bad kind!  I know the Tooth Fairy is hot---oh, yeah, big time!

Well unless it was THE Tooth Fairy then yeah. .pretty sleazy stuff..