http://fox13now.com/2015/05/15/texas-teen-says-he-saw-jesus-seconds-before-being-revived/
FORT WORTH, Texas â€" A Texas teenager claims he saw Jesus seconds before he was revived.
Zack Clements, 17, collapsed last week while running during P.E. class at Victory Life Academy in Brownwood, Texas. He was rushed to the hospital where doctors worked to revive him.
Clements was reportedly without a heartbeat for 20 minutes, according to CBS Dallas/Fort Worth. He was eventually airlifted to Cook Children’s Hospital in Fort Worth where he would not wake up until several days later.
While his quick recovery has been hard to believe, the story he is telling is equally amazing.
“When I was out those 20 minutes, I saw a man who had long ruffled hair and kind of a thick beard, and it didn’t take me long to realize that that was Jesus,â€Clements said.
His family is convinced it was a miracle.
“I went up to him and he put his hand on my shoulder and he told me everything would be alright and not to worry,†he said.
The boy’s father, Billy Clements, said he knows it’s a difficult story to believe, but it’s the only thing that makes sense.
“For him to wake up and tell us something he experienced like that. It’s just you can’t explain it. It’s not humanly possible to explain it,†said Billy Clements.
When I was coming out of surgery after my motorcycle accident, I experienced panic. From out of nowhere a soft voice comforted me and I felt as though someone touched my shoulder. It was a miracle. Oh wait, it was the nurse. :doh:
Some kids will do anything to get out of an hour of PE.
Quote from: Mermaid on May 17, 2015, 08:17:10 AM
“For him to wake up and tell us something he experienced like that. It’s just you can’t explain it. It’s not humanly possible to explain it,†said Billy Clements.
...so, let me explain it by saying "it was Jesus."
A lot of thought went into this thing.
I had a dream where I fucked Jessica Alba and told a friend who told another, "For him to wake up and tell us something he experienced like that. It’s just you can’t explain it. It’s not humanly possible to explain it"
Quote from: Mermaid on May 17, 2015, 08:17:10 AM
“When I was out those 20 minutes, I saw a man who had long ruffled hair and kind of a thick beard, and it didn’t take me long to realize that that was Jesus,â€Clements said.
Was it whitewashed Jesus? Replete with fair skin, golden hair, cherubic cheeks, and gold-trimmed immaculate white robes? That's how I like my Jesus.
Quote from: TomFoolery on May 17, 2015, 12:31:30 PM
Was it whitewashed Jesus? Replete with fair skin, golden hair, cherubic cheeks, and gold-trimmed immaculate white robes? That's how I like my Jesus.
Don't forget that the Jesus needs those sick abs.
(http://cdn.niketalk.com/2/27/350x700px-LL-275dde42_abs.jpeg)
Quote from: TomFoolery on May 17, 2015, 12:31:30 PM
Was it whitewashed Jesus? Replete with fair skin, golden hair, cherubic cheeks, and gold-trimmed immaculate white robes? That's how I like my Jesus.
I was always a bit envious of his beard. It was a fine beard, although some artists painted it wrong and made it look wimpy. I don't know why they would do that. Everyone knows what Jesus looks like. His picture adorns bedrooms, living rooms, kitchens, and dining rooms. I even saw the same picture in a bathroom once. Nearly, all the pictures are identical with Jesus kneeling in a shaft of golden sunlight. You know the one I'm talking about. Everyone knows the real Jesus.
Mohammed is a bit of a mystery, however. As far as I know, he must have been a cartoon or a stick figure in real life. Sometimes he has a startled expression, with his hair standing straight up, like he just farted by accident in public. Other times, he looks like a bloody axe murderer holding a implement of death. Why his cartoons always look different I don't know. I can identify Homer Simpson easily, but Mohammed always changes.
My son came conscious again after a very long surgery and saw a barn owl flying around the hospital room. You can't explain that. :wall: :doh: Solitary
Quote from: Mermaid on May 17, 2015, 08:17:10 AM
“When I was out those 20 minutes, I saw a man who had long ruffled hair and kind of a thick beard, and it didn’t take me long to realize that that was Jesus,â€Clements said.
Hm. Long ruffled hair and a thick beard?
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Jerry-Garcia-re01.jpg)
Holy shit! He saw Jerry Garcia!
Quote from: Solitary on May 17, 2015, 01:54:52 PM
My son came conscious again after a very long surgery and saw a barn owl flying around the hospital room. You can't explain that. :wall: :doh: Solitary
No you can't explain a barn owl. Was he sure it wasn't a pigeon?
I wouldn't object to something like this appering to me when I am lying in bed. I prefer darker hair, but hey, I promise I'll worship him on all fours. :lol:
(http://stylishwife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/120.jpg)
Hey, thats great, I found jesus too!!
(http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-jesus-gay.gif)
Of course it's the only thing that makes sense..It couldn't possibly have been a male nurse or even a doctor or *gasp! "He just fucking made it up!" No, of course not. Everyone knows Jesus is scheduled to appear at the hospital in Brownwood, Texas..It's in scripture!
Well, I'm convinced. PRAISSSSEEEEEE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUZ!!!!!
Quote from: SGOS on May 17, 2015, 12:57:42 PM
I can identify Homer Simpson easily, but Mohammed always changes.
Whoa dude. What if like Homer and Mohammed were the same person. That just totally blew my mind. I think I have to sit down. Oh wait.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2015, 02:07:13 PM
I wouldn't object to something like this appering to me when I am lying in bed. I prefer darker hair, but hey, I promise I'll worship him on all fours. :lol:
Especially if he has abs like Jesus.
Now be honest...How many of you when you first read it thought, "He just fucking made it up! "
Don't be shy..
I can honestly say when i first read it i thought,. he's fkn at it..... :shifty:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 17, 2015, 06:11:08 PM
Now be honest...How many of you when you first read it thought, "He just fucking made it up! "
Don't be shy..
*raises hand* :hand:
Quote from: Munch on May 17, 2015, 02:08:37 PM
Hey, thats great, I found jesus too!!
(http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-jesus-gay.gif)
Lol!!!
reported from mad house. :D
Kid needs to write a book, and start getting that paper. Morons and their money are soon parted.
Some people find themselves in situations, where it's comforting for them to feel important. That's what it's mostly about I think, but what do I know.....
Gerard
Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?
Quote from: aitm on May 22, 2015, 07:43:22 PM
Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?
Yeah, I think along those lines as well. We tend to create our own world anyway, and if your fondest dream and desire is to 'be with Jesus', then that would come to the fore in a time of deep emotional stress.
Quote from: aitm on May 22, 2015, 07:43:22 PM
Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?
Minor changes in the brain could lead to auditory and visual hallucinations, so it's not far fetched to believe that a dying brain may not function properly.
Quote from: Aletheia on May 23, 2015, 03:52:46 PM
Minor changes in the brain could lead to auditory and visual hallucinations, so it's not far fetched to believe that a dying brain may not function properly.
exactly.. a dream is most likely the same process as hallucinating.