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Title: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Solitary on May 10, 2015, 12:15:37 PM
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downtime/man-dressed-as-jesus-cleans-up-trolley-in-car-park/vi-BBjqJgI?ocid=iehp
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: DeathandGrim on May 10, 2015, 12:24:03 PM
I guess I believe now.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 10, 2015, 12:27:39 PM
That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Munch on May 10, 2015, 01:20:39 PM
I'm not convinced, if that was really Jesus, he'd use his telekinesis to move it.

The real Jesus is operating from his moon base.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: trdsf on May 10, 2015, 02:08:30 PM
He can't have, I saw Jesus yesterday on my bike ride to work.  He was lugging a cross with an American flag hanging off it.  And he'd affixed a small bicycle wheel to the bottom to make it easier to carry.

(this is, by the bye, absolutely true, there was some nutter lugging a big white cross with a flag hanging from it and a wheel on the bottom -- I'd've stopped to get a picture, but that would've meant interacting with him, and there was no way that was going to end well)
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 10, 2015, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 10, 2015, 12:27:39 PM
That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.
Parking lot duty as well. People like that should be shot. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: DeathandGrim on May 10, 2015, 04:50:01 PM
I work at Wendy's overnight, your pain falls on deaf ears compared to the stoners and absolute morons who come through that drive through every night...
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: trdsf on May 10, 2015, 05:16:10 PM
I work in a county social services office.  We're supposed to try to fix the stoners and absolute morons... wish us luck.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Mike Cl on May 10, 2015, 06:26:50 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 10, 2015, 05:16:10 PM
I work in a county social services office.  We're supposed to try to fix the stoners and absolute morons... wish us luck.
I used to teach at a juvenile hall where the police took those stoners and absolute morons and we were supposed to teach them...........we needed more than luck.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2015, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 10, 2015, 12:27:39 PM
That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.
I leave carts out in the parking lot.. I'm a job creator.. And used to run a body shop and made a few bucks here and there fixing the dings and dents from stray carts.. Don't forget..JOBS JOBS JOBS! :biggrin:  In fact I think we should all litter as much as possible because it creates jobs for people to clean up after me..
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: stromboli on May 10, 2015, 09:33:24 PM
I drive my wife everywhere because she has vision issues, and end up sitting in the car a lot. So often I will get out and move carts that have been left out to stalls, and even pick up litter. I will stop now. I see that is bad and counter productive.

And he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2015, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 10, 2015, 09:33:24 PM
I drive my wife everywhere because she has vision issues, and end up sitting in the car a lot. So often I will get out and move carts that have been left out to stalls, and even pick up litter. I will stop now. I see that is bad and counter productive.

And he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.
Yup, you was a job killer.. Just think of all those unemployed youths who could be out there rounding up carts and picking up trash..  Of course I'm just as bad.. I bag my own groceries, but it's only because most youths are shitty at it..
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Atheon on May 11, 2015, 01:13:50 AM
Quote from: stromboli on May 10, 2015, 09:33:24 PMAnd he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.
That's cuz Jebus is a real AMURRIKAN!!
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: Termin on May 11, 2015, 09:42:06 PM
 I return shopping carts all the time, even when they are not my own . . .


  Oh my god, does this mean I'm Jesus Christ ?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 11, 2015, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: DeathandGrim on May 10, 2015, 04:50:01 PM
I work at Wendy's overnight, your pain falls on deaf ears compared to the stoners and absolute morons who come through that drive through every night...
Wal-Mart 3rd shift. You know nothing of stoners, drunks, morons, and possible vagrants.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: stromboli on May 11, 2015, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 11, 2015, 10:04:47 PM
Wal-Mart 3rd shift. You know nothing of stoners, drunks, morons, and possible vagrants.

We need pictures. That sounds like a regular gold mine.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: trdsf on May 11, 2015, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 11, 2015, 10:11:06 PM
We need pictures. That sounds like a regular gold mine.
It's not just at night: People of Wal*Mart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/).  Few things are as marrow-chilling as looking to see what pictures, if any, came from your local Wally World... and the realization that you live in the same area as them.
Title: Re: Christ lives dumb atheists!
Post by: stromboli on May 11, 2015, 11:19:34 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 11, 2015, 11:03:23 PM
It's not just at night: People of Wal*Mart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/).  Few things are as marrow-chilling as looking to see what pictures, if any, came from your local Wally World... and the realization that you live in the same area as them.

I don't see weird, I see the elderly like me and coupon ladies. Apparently Utah breeds coupon ladies.........