Christ lives dumb atheists!

[Solitary]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downtime/man-dressed-as-jesus-cleans-up-trolley-in-car-park/vi-BBjqJgI?ocid=iehp

[DeathandGrim]

I guess I believe now.

[Sargon The Grape]

That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.

[Munch]

I'm not convinced, if that was really Jesus, he'd use his telekinesis to move it.

The real Jesus is operating from his moon base.

[trdsf]

He can't have, I saw Jesus yesterday on my bike ride to work.  He was lugging a cross with an American flag hanging off it.  And he'd affixed a small bicycle wheel to the bottom to make it easier to carry.

(this is, by the bye, absolutely true, there was some nutter lugging a big white cross with a flag hanging from it and a wheel on the bottom -- I'd've stopped to get a picture, but that would've meant interacting with him, and there was no way that was going to end well)

[The Skeletal Atheist]

That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.

Parking lot duty as well. People like that should be shot. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

[DeathandGrim]

I work at Wendy's overnight, your pain falls on deaf ears compared to the stoners and absolute morons who come through that drive through every night...

[trdsf]

I work in a county social services office.  We're supposed to try to fix the stoners and absolute morons... wish us luck.

[Mike Cl]

I work in a county social services office.  We're supposed to try to fix the stoners and absolute morons... wish us luck.

I used to teach at a juvenile hall where the police took those stoners and absolute morons and we were supposed to teach them...........we needed more than luck.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

That's actually pretty cool of him. I get parking lot duty quite often, and there is little more infuriating than people who are too lazy to put their carts in the corral.

I leave carts out in the parking lot.. I'm a job creator.. And used to run a body shop and made a few bucks here and there fixing the dings and dents from stray carts.. Don't forget..JOBS JOBS JOBS!   In fact I think we should all litter as much as possible because it creates jobs for people to clean up after me..

[stromboli]

I drive my wife everywhere because she has vision issues, and end up sitting in the car a lot. So often I will get out and move carts that have been left out to stalls, and even pick up litter. I will stop now. I see that is bad and counter productive.

And he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I drive my wife everywhere because she has vision issues, and end up sitting in the car a lot. So often I will get out and move carts that have been left out to stalls, and even pick up litter. I will stop now. I see that is bad and counter productive.

And he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.

Yup, you was a job killer.. Just think of all those unemployed youths who could be out there rounding up carts and picking up trash..  Of course I'm just as bad.. I bag my own groceries, but it's only because most youths are shitty at it..

[Atheon]

And he's driving a Pontiac. Seriously.

That's cuz Jebus is a real AMURRIKAN!!

[Termin]

 I return shopping carts all the time, even when they are not my own . . .


  Oh my god, does this mean I'm Jesus Christ ?!?!?!?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I work at Wendy's overnight, your pain falls on deaf ears compared to the stoners and absolute morons who come through that drive through every night...

Wal-Mart 3rd shift. You know nothing of stoners, drunks, morons, and possible vagrants.