Texas teenager sees Jesus

[kilodelta]

I can identify Homer Simpson easily, but Mohammed always changes.

Whoa dude. What if like Homer and Mohammed were the same person. That just totally blew my mind. I think I have to sit down. Oh wait.

[trdsf]

I wouldn't object to something like this appering to me when I am lying in bed. I prefer darker hair, but hey, I promise I'll worship him on all fours.

Especially if he has abs like Jesus.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Now be honest...How many of you when you first read it thought,  "He just fucking made it up! "
Don't be shy..

[Green Bottle]

I can honestly say when i first read it i thought,.  he's fkn at it.....

[trdsf]

Now be honest...How many of you when you first read it thought,  "He just fucking made it up! "
Don't be shy..

*raises hand*

[thefurious]

Hey, thats great, I found jesus too!!

Lol!!!

[SoldierofFortune]

reported from mad house. :D

[Savior2006]

Kid needs to write a book, and start getting that paper. Morons and their money are soon parted.

[Gerard]

Some people find themselves in situations, where it's comforting for them to feel important. That's what it's mostly about I think, but what do I know.....

Gerard

[Munch]

Lol!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBOJuzXCVo

[aitm]

Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?

[Mike Cl]

Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?

Yeah, I think along those lines as well.  We tend to create our own world anyway, and if your fondest dream and desire is to 'be with Jesus', then that would come to the fore in a time of deep emotional stress. 

[Aletheia]

Perhaps of all things that pisses me off the most is that people fail to understand how powerful and accommodating the mind is. It will, in an instant give you your entire life history when a car pulls out in front of you….it can equally render your bowels completely loose and squalid at the sight of something you cannot possibly overcome….it can present you an exquisite sexual experience with people you have never met nor ever will meet, and yet they seemed surprised that people that want to meet jesus or god would do such in moments of extreme trauma….I mean…really?

Minor changes in the brain could lead to auditory and visual hallucinations, so it's not far fetched to believe that a dying brain may not  function properly. 

[aitm]

Minor changes in the brain could lead to auditory and visual hallucinations, so it's not far fetched to believe that a dying brain may not  function properly. 

exactly.. a dream is most likely the same process as hallucinating.