God is Not Dead, err Gay: Fake Movie Trailer

[SGOS]

https://youtu.be/tDDAa1If-u4

You shouldn't laugh at Christians when they are forced to undergo extreme duress.

[TomFoolery]

Maaaaybeeeee...

[widdershins]

Her plight was really moving.  I wish it was a real movie because I would really like to see how it turns out.

[Baruch]

If G-d is a boob man, then I must be god, and not because of gynecomastia.

[Hydra009]

Her plight was really moving.  I wish it was a real movie because I would really like to see how it turns out.

God comes down to the courtroom and announces that he swings both ways.  The accused is acquitted.

[widdershins]

God comes down to the courtroom and announces that he swings both ways.  The accused is acquitted.

Spoiler that shit!

[Baruch]

God comes down to the courtroom and announces that he swings both ways.  The accused is acquitted.

G-d swings both ways?  Both straight and gay will be offended ;-)

[Unbeliever]

You shouldn't laugh at Christians when they are forced to undergo extreme duress.

Yeah, well, if they don't want to be laughed at, they should be so damned funny!

[SGOS]

Yeah, well, if they don't want to be laughed at, they should be so damned funny!

Sometimes good satire comes out really funny just by mirroring real life, even without a lot of exaggeration.  Well OK, the Jewish lawyer thing and the ending was a bit over the top, but that woman's characterization of Christian angst and suffering nailed it spot on.  Real life would be a lot more fun if people didn't take their own bullshit so seriously.  But then there wouldn't be so much to satirize.

[Munch]

[drunkenshoe]

I don't get how believers don't see it. God is DEFINITELY gay.

I mean look at the colours of nature and how beautiful it is. The sunset, flowers, trees, the sea and the colours shapes under the seas...  insects, animals...mountains...the fucking universe and its fabric...galaxies..stars...the whole existence is so fucking shiny, colourful and beautiful in shape I don't see any het male god coming up with any of it. 

Do you really believe a het male god would come up with a logarithmic spiral from shiny shells to the galaxies? What het god makes a micro fossil hat you need to invent some sort a device to see in a perfect sprial with sweet, soft colours?

Accept it believers, GOD is GAAAAY AS A PICNIC BASKET!

[drunkenshoe]

The moment of truth 1:18.