Christian version of the Onion

[TomFoolery]

http://babylonbee.com

I literally can't even. I want to say, "at least they tried," but nope.

[Hydra009]

[SGOS]

It's like waiting for Liberals to come up with a screaming counterpart to Rush Limbaugh.  Some ideas just don't translate well into certain venues.  It's like the god of the old testament trying to do a standup comedy routine, between wiping out humanity and a bloody slaughter of children.

[TomFoolery]

It's like the god of the old testament trying to do a standup comedy routine, between wiping out humanity and a bloody slaughter of children.

*cymbal clash* Bada bing, bada boom, am I right? Did I go too far with the 'boom'?

[Munch]

Christians against onion? YES, FINALLY SOMEONE TO TAKE DOWN THAT EVIL BASTARD!!



...

oh wait, you meant THE onion, my mistake