Suing Kotex for loss of virginity.

[drunkenshoe]

So I should sue Budweiser for my loss of virginity???

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've read of women who secreted a small blade to provide the necessary blood for the sheets in royal weddings.

[Unbeliever]

So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?

Probably either a different Marx brother, or Mohammed Ali.

[Baruch]

I've read of women who secreted a small blade to provide the necessary blood for the sheets in royal weddings.

I would do the same, but to slit my wrists, rather than be a royal bride ;-(  Though Kate does look like a lovely lady ;-)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I would do the same, but to slit my wrists, rather than be a royal bride ;-(  Though Kate does look like a lovely lady ;-)

I worked on a stud farm one summer. Great stories for school that year, but the mares never got their jollies.

[aitm]

It's not about pushing it hard or up. It's about the thickness, the size of it.

hubba-hubba…new porn…..

[Hakurei Reimu]

WTF did Mrs. Stupid expect to happen when a tampon is used? That it would phase right though the hymen, like some kind of ghost? That it would open a trapdoor to the vagina known only to Kotex? What?!

[Mermaid]

What kind of a mother checks her daughter's hymen? That is so freaking creepy.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

What kind of a mother checks her daughter's hymen?

Mothers from cultures that carry out "purity tests."

[Mermaid]

Iono. I can remember discovering my hymen, but by that time, it was already all shredded, and I was like 8. It's not a very good diagnostic tool.

[Hakurei Reimu]

Considering that hard exercise can cause it to rupture, I really don't get why it's considered this extra-special thing in any culture.

Wait.

Dur. Dainty housewife bullshit.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Iono. I can remember discovering my hymen, but by that time, it was already all shredded, and I was like 8. It's not a very good diagnostic tool.

That's why purity tests are so fucking scary.

[Mermaid]

That's why purity tests are so fucking scary.

Well, also, that "purity" is a thing. That a girl who doesn't have a hymen is somehow impure.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Well, also, that "purity" is a thing. That a girl who doesn't have a hymen is somehow impure.

Well, for my part I was referring to the historical practice of killing unmarried girls who were determined not to be virgins by these tests. (Hence why I made this post.)

Fortunately for the girl in question, this family is "only" seeking restitution. There are still many places in the world where she would be considered "damaged goods" in a very literal sense.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

That's it.. I'm filing a lawsuit against the Jergins lotion company for not informing me that I could lose my virginity..