Suing Kotex for loss of virginity.

[pr126]

Mother Sues Tampon Company For ‘Stealing’ Daughters’s Virginity.

Twin Falls, ID | An Idaho woman is suing the Kotex company for $1.4 million dollars after she claims one of her daughters lost her virginity while using a tampon.

The family’s attorney claims the product’s packaging did not issue any warning about the possibility of losing one’s own virginity while using the product.

“Why is there no warning that a women’s hymen can be broken when the tampon is inserted into the vaginal region? This is the question we ask” explained Ben Ali Mufta, the family attorney. “The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity of my client’s daughter will have dire consequences for this young girl for the rest of her life,” he told local reporters. “This is a tragedy that could have been easily prevented had the company taken its responsibilities,” he acknowledged yesterday.

LOL. Only $1.4 million?

Surely some of that money could be used to repair the damage  Who would know?

[drunkenshoe]

 

Oy vey...

[Baruch]

Pr126 ... you have achieved a new low, and you aren't even a proctologist ;-)

So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?

[drunkenshoe]

So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?

Coffee -> mouth -> nose.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Dear Mom, remember when you lost your virginity? Was something inserted into your vagina? If so can you extend the logic of that sequence of events to a world outside of your vagina?"

[Mike Cl]

Pr126 ... you have achieved a new low, and you aren't even a proctologist ;-)

So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?

Muhammad (or maybe Jesus) or the Virgin Mary???

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Muhammad (or maybe Jesus) or the Virgin Mary???

Remember, the first thing in Mary's vagina was her son. He would have had to push past her hymen.

And I leave you with that word picture.

[Mike Cl]

Remember, the first thing in Mary's vagina was her son. He would have had to push past her hymen.

And I leave you with that word picture.

Thanks! :)))  But that would play very well in the deep South! :))

[stromboli]

Before I looked at the article I thought it was Mormons. Almost the same thing.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I guess mom just never knew about that not so fresh feeling..

Wait! pr makes a post NOT about Islam taking over?  OMG OMG OMG! Whatarewegonnado? Whatarewegonnado? It's a miracle more people weren't killed! 

[Mermaid]

This is painful on so many levels.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I hope in response Kotex just sends in a gang of angry gynecologists to rain down fury upon the family.

[mauricio]

So an object that is inserted in your vagina needs a warning about the possibility of it rupturing the hymen... This kind of people if why we have scissors packaged with CAUTION sharp edges!

[Shiranu]

I guess mom just never knew about that not so fresh feeling..

Wait! pr makes a post NOT about Islam taking over?  OMG OMG OMG! Whatarewegonnado? Whatarewegonnado? It's a miracle more people weren't killed! 

I tohught the same, but it is Muslims. I was almost excited :(.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Virginity is overrated, anyway. I don't want 72 virgins, I want 72 people who know what the fuck they're doing.