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Started by Jutter, March 23, 2013, 10:07:19 PM

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Jutter

March 23, 2013, 10:07:19 PM
1) I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
2) I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
No religion for me thank you very much; I 'm full of shit enough as it is.

Being flabbergasted about existence never made anyone disappear in a poof of flabbergas, so nevermind why we're here. We ARE here.

aitm

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March 23, 2013, 10:31:08 PM
I went to a fortune teller, she was surprised my credit card was denied.
If you shit in a mud bath, will anyone ever know?
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Plu

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March 24, 2013, 07:00:35 AM
As I said to the cripple wearing camouflage pants when he stole my wallet: "You can hide, but you can't run."
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