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Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets

Started by josephpalazzo, January 21, 2016, 11:34:23 AM

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gentle_dissident

#1
Kids used to be allowed to be kids.

The new Muppet Show was pretty horrible anyway. I hope the rethink they're going through brings back Vaudeville.

AllPurposeAtheist

Damned those chick-fil-a people for not hurting kids fingers.. What's next?  No food poisoning?  When will the carnage ever end?
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Sal1981

How is that even dangerous? Is the toy toxic or something? Kids will be kids and do stupid shit until they learn.

stromboli

The picture is on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/x342r/so_after_the_jim_henson_company_broke_their/

Henson and company broke their partnership with Chick-Fil-A becasue of their stance on gays. The sign was the result.

AllPurposeAtheist

Yeah well, those liberal muppets were probably going to send those kids straight to hell anyway..
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Baruch

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on January 21, 2016, 06:32:15 PM
Yeah well, those liberal muppets were probably going to send those kids straight to hell anyway..

The dating relationship between Kermit and Ms Piggy is inter-species ... eewh!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Poison Tree

Quote from: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:32:10 PM
The picture is on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/x342r/so_after_the_jim_henson_company_broke_their/

Henson and company broke their partnership with Chick-Fil-A becasue of their stance on gays. The sign was the result.
Disney bought the Muppets in 2008
"Observe that noses were made to wear spectacles; and so we have spectacles. Legs were visibly instituted to be breeched, and we have breeches" Voltaire�s Candide

josephpalazzo

Quote from: Poison Tree on January 22, 2016, 01:43:59 AM
Disney bought the Muppets in 2008

Shssss, do not tell that to Chick-fil-A's CEO...

SGOS

Quote from: josephpalazzo on January 21, 2016, 11:34:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5RUFnDT.jpg
They never give up...

I can't think of anything more terrifying than getting a finger stuck in a puppet.  I am constantly vigilant of my surroundings, always on the lookout for puppets.

Munch

I can't help but thing the "danger" they are talking about is actually the CEOs fear of catching 'the gay' or 'Dah AIDS" from touching muppets, since the rumor spread of jim henson having HIV
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

stromboli

So shoving your fingers up a puppets ass is tantamount to gay sex? The shit I learn on here......

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:53:16 AM
So shoving your fingers up a puppets ass is tantamount to gay sex? The shit I learn on here......
Well strom, now that you know as indisputable fact that placing your fingers up the keester of a muppet you're well prepared to not go straight to hell and gayland the family research council will be sending you your very own I don't diddle muppets tshirt..
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Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Baruch

Quote from: SGOS on January 22, 2016, 07:20:00 AM
I can't think of anything more terrifying than getting a finger stuck in a puppet.  I am constantly vigilant of my surroundings, always on the lookout for puppets.

It is puppet masters you need to fear .. fisting you ;-(
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

Kids sticking fingers in holes? You know where that leads don't you?

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