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Powerball hits $450 Million

Started by PopeyesPappy, January 06, 2016, 08:04:17 AM

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TomFoolery

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 01:40:00 PM
With that kind of money I could show the world what a dirty old man REALLY looks like…..hellooooo honey, want make 100,000 in an hour?

Wouldn't even cost you that much. You could probably get it for $3000.
https://youtu.be/46zrey2IAak?t=43s
How can you be sure my refusal to agree with your claim a symptom of my ignorance and not yours?

drunkenshoe

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 01:49:36 PM
With that kind of money I'll offer you 200,000 an hour,,,,,now, just send me your recent nudes so I can have the cash ready when I fly you over…….

:93:


In your pm. :ppp

The scary thing is, a man would pay that sort of sum if he can afford, just to enjoy paying it and the thrill of having that power. :lol:




"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

aitm

Never been a hooker person, or a stripper person, can't seem to approve the idea of giving a gal 40 bucks to squirm on my lap in a room full of people. But the lil hottie that just wanders down the vegetable isle at the local grocery…hello love, fancy making a small fortune for a couple hours?
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

aitm

Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 09, 2016, 01:56:57 PM
In your pm. :ppp


I can only imagine what horror you sent me…….brat. Why can't you gift an old man who may very well be dying of cancer at this very moment.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 01:58:05 PM
Never been a hooker person, or a stripper person, can't seem to approve the idea of giving a gal 40 bucks to squirm on my lap in a room full of people. But the lil hottie that just wanders down the vegetable isle at the local grocery…hello love, fancy making a small fortune for a couple hours?
Guy sets down next to a woman at a bar and gets right down to it.

"Would you sleep with me for one millions dollars?"

"Uh, sure I would."

"How about twenty dollars?"

"What kind of a girl do you think I am?"

"We've already determined that, now we're haggling over the price."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

drunkenshoe

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
I can only imagine what horror you sent me…….brat. Why can't you gift an old man who may very well be dying of cancer at this very moment.

I swear, I haven't. :sad2: I was going to send a cackling witch, but couldn't find a suitable one. So didn't.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

aitm

Never bought into that version of "morality" where a gal would be considered a whore for fucking for a million instead of 20. Hell, for a million bucks I could imagine a lot of things I would never consider for 20 bucks. Hell yeah.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

aitm

Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 09, 2016, 02:03:22 PM
I swear, I haven't. :sad2: I was going to send a cackling witch, but couldn't find a suitable one. So didn't.

You could send me a picture of your ankle, I hear that is very suggestive to some men but have yet to see the excitable factor in it.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

drunkenshoe

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 02:14:17 PM
You could send me a picture of your ankle, I hear that is very suggestive to some men but have yet to see the excitable factor in it.

I don't think a shot of an ankle would mean anything though, don't men like ankles when it's in good proportion with the body?
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

aitm

Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 09, 2016, 04:42:32 PM
I don't think a shot of an ankle would mean anything though, don't men like ankles when it's in good proportion with the body?
FINE!  Then send me a pic of a boob, yer butt and an ankle. I'll decide if your ankle is proportional….okay? Sheesh
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Baruch

Seems like our male age demographic grew up with this fantasy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGVjoLlgHbM
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: aitm on January 09, 2016, 02:13:11 PM
Never bought into that version of "morality" where a gal would be considered a whore for fucking for a million instead of 20. Hell, for a million bucks I could imagine a lot of things I would never consider for 20 bucks. Hell yeah.
Good for you and I hope you have fun.

Slightly relevant: I was in a bar in Vegas one time and I'd had enough to be rather brave. So when I laid eyes on this simply amazing blond in a tight white dress I decided to make a move. When it came down to it she said, "I can save you some time, I'm a prostitute." A few negotiations later we where on our way to my room.

The next night I drop by the same bar and the bartender waved me over.

"That blond, was she really a pro?"

"Nah, she was just playing out a fantasy."

"How do you know that?"

"She didn't ask for the money first. In fact I had to remind her before she left."

"Man, I really hate you, she was HOT!"

So, remember, "All who wander are not lost..."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

stromboli

apparently there was no winner in the Saturday draw.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/powerball-jackpot-no-winner_569208b9e4b0c8beacf75e29?cps=gravity_5035_1882154115474305188

Jackpot now at 1.3 billion. Might buy another ticket on Monday, just for the fuck of it.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 06:06:43 AM
apparently there was no winner in the Saturday draw.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/powerball-jackpot-no-winner_569208b9e4b0c8beacf75e29?cps=gravity_5035_1882154115474305188

Jackpot now at 1.3 billion. Might buy another ticket on Monday, just for the fuck of it.
I'll wait until late Wednesday, just to see if it has reached 2 billion. Hardly worth it until then, now is it.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

aitm

I got one number so yeah,,,closing in on it….
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust