Cleric goes bananas

Youssuf Ramadan · December 28, 2015, 11:30:51 AM

Just when you think you've seen it all, the Islamic world brings us some more lulz. I don't know which newspaper this was taken from (the Daily Mail would seem to be favourite), but even so....

Words fail me.... :85:

Baruch · December 28, 2015, 11:42:33 AM

The quality of clerics from Al Azhar (Cairo) have been in decline for some time. Their graduates produce frequent gaffs.

stromboli · December 28, 2015, 01:58:12 PM

Looks like the low side of that 50 percentile inbreeding thing.

drunkenshoe · December 28, 2015, 02:13:03 PM

You cracked me. Perfect pun.

Sal1981 · December 28, 2015, 02:44:38 PM

I hope he doesn't envy the zucchini.

Baruch · December 28, 2015, 04:35:25 PM

A very desert tribal thing. Maximize production of male soldiers ... women are not allowed artificial means of satisfaction. Really any system of traditional war maximization ... is pure misogyny. Because the reward of successful battle is you know what ...

josephpalazzo · December 28, 2015, 05:22:00 PM

I'm surprised he hasn't so far advocated cutting women's fingers...

Munch · December 28, 2015, 05:54:51 PM

Lets look at other things muslim women can't be close to.

you know I'm finding it difficult to find fruit that wouldn't trigger a muslim womans insane sexual desire.

oh wait..

Thanks japan ^^

Shiranu · December 28, 2015, 05:56:55 PM

Dat... dat pear...

stromboli · December 28, 2015, 06:27:16 PM

didn't we used to call gay people fruits? Tread lightly, Munch.

Munch · December 28, 2015, 07:07:55 PM

Quote from: stromboli on December 28, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
didn't we used to call gay people fruits? Tread lightly, Munch.

well we've also been called after meatballs covered in hot gravy.

I showed this article to a friend, she said as a woman I have to now cut up the cucumber and bananas, but since I'm gay she has to stone me. Fair is fair I guess.

The Skeletal Atheist · December 28, 2015, 07:49:21 PM

I've...tried things with bananas. This cleric can rest easy, a banana is too curved and soft to be of any use. Cucumbers, on the other hand: sin incarnate.

drunkenshoe · December 29, 2015, 11:01:44 AM

I am curious what does he think about aubergines. They look pretty threatening to me. I mean look at this babies.

And some veggies are being offensive on purpose methinks.

I mean come on, what a girl's to do!

pr126 · December 29, 2015, 12:39:48 PM

FGM takes care of this. No need to worry.

stromboli · December 29, 2015, 01:20:13 PM

Put de lime in de coconut and drink em' bot up.....

Best use for a banana is shoving it up somebody's auto tailpipe. It works, trust me.

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