72 virgins? For real dude?

[SHIN KAIRI]

Any muslims here? I've always wondered... do you really believe, no, I mean do you really believe that once in Paradise you will have 72 virgins(we don't know which sex btw...) waiting for you there? Is that Paradise for you? Nothing else? What do the women get then? Nothing? Is that all your "god" can offer his followers? Not to mention the obscenity of that gift.

Please... if you don't want to become christians, at least become atheists; because they will have it far better than you during the tribulation.

[Plu]

This is like watching a guy go "hahaha you people believe the Loch Ness Monster is a dinosaur? Come on, everybody smart knows that it's a stranded alien."

Really amusing from an outside perspective.

[aitm]

hmmm, but yet your all powerful god was stymied by an army of humans because they had iron wheels....all powerful eh? LOLOL

[Johan]

I always thought 72 strippers and porn actress's would have been a better selling point than 72 old spinsters.

[stromboli]

I don't know. Do you believe man was made from clay 6,000 years ago? Or that a woman was created from the first man's rib? Sound kinda silly, like that virgin thing.

[StupidWiz]

When I was a Muslim, I used to think that this was real. Since I'm gay, I just assumed that I was gonna get 72 male virgins. Not only that, in Islamic paradise, you don't have to worry about, peeing or taking a poo, cause you're a spirit. So I had wondered though, if we're spirit, how the hell do we have some fun with all those virgins we've won? Something's odd but I always tried not to think about it. Oh, and there's no old people, err, spirit in Islamic Heaven. All shall become young, 20 something. Also, you can reach any fruits you like, and drink a river full of milk, or honey.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I want 72 horny college girls in those tight spandex pants.. Where do I take my vows?

[the_antithesis]

Still think you're going to live forever after you die?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Still think you're going to live forever after you die?

With 72 horny college girls in spandex I don't care. I'd be happy to survive through just 2 or 3. :P

[aitm]

With 72 horny college girls in spandex I don't care. I'd be happy to survive through just 2 or 3. :P

meh, bitches be crazy..after sex they prolly wanta go to Denny's......fuck that.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

With 72 horny college girls in spandex I don't care. I'd be happy to survive through just 2 or 3. :P

meh, bitches be crazy..after sex they prolly wanta go to Denny's......fuck that.

Meh...so let em go to Denny's. I'm good with staying in taking a nap till they get back.. Of course there IS that eternity thing... :-k

[Jmpty]

My god is cooler than your god. Is that the game we're playing now?

[kilodelta]

With 72 horny college girls in spandex I don't care. I'd be happy to survive through just 2 or 3. :P

meh, bitches be crazy..after sex they prolly wanta go to Denny's......fuck that.

Meh...so let em go to Denny's. I'm good with staying in taking a nap till they get back.. Of course there IS that eternity thing... :-k

I was with this batshit crazy-freaky chick once... afterwards she wanted to go to IHOP. I shit you not...

[the_antithesis]

My god is cooler than your god. Is that the game we're playing now?

My god's bigger than your god.
My god's bigger than yours.
My god's bigger, and he chases mailmen.
My god's bigger than yours.

[Belial]

I am muslim, and I personally do not believe in the whole 72 virgins thing.

All religions have their old timey ideas and interpretations that, over time are outdated.