Stupid things you believed as a kid

[Munch]

As a kid I use to believe if I held my breath long enough I could fly, I just needed practice.

I also believed pee was the color it was because I drank orange juice

[the_antithesis]

That I was special.

[Deidre32]

*santa claus
*God lived in the ceiling
*Devil lived in the basement

yes, i'm serious. lol

[Munch]

I use to believe men could breast feed babies like women could.

[dtq123]

I use to believe men could breast feed babies like women could.

Not as well, but they can... Drops XD

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I used to think women's breasts had bones similar to the human skull.  I arrived at this logical conclusion by testing the mannequins in JC Pennies..  Sure enough they too were hard like the human skull.
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I can't tell you just how delighted I was to find out just how wrong I was. 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

During our first grade Xmas pageant I was sitting next to my mom and dad while some other kid sang, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. .." and thought to myself,  "That's because your mom's a whore! My mom only kisses my dad! "

[Munch]

I used to think women's breasts had bones similar to the human skull.  I arrived at this logical conclusion by testing the mannequins in JC Pennies..  Sure enough they too were hard like the human skull.
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I can't tell you just how delighted I was to find out just how wrong I was. 

Oh yeah I believed the penis had a bone running through it too, and that's how it stood up.

[Solitary]

When I was really really young I believed in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, when still really young I believed all homosexuals were rapists, When I was still young I though promiscuous girls were whores. When I was ten I liked the way girls felt playing doctor.  As a teenager I thought having sex was the greatest thing in the world and would always be possible.    

[AllPurposeAtheist]

When I was about 3 we had a Collie that my dad had to get rid of and then he got a dachshund, about 1/15th the size of the Collie.. I thought that somehow the dachshund was a cat that learned how to bark..