A Poll for Straight People

[PickelledEggs]

Demon's don't sound too bad. I've watched anime, they're just misunderstood.

This. #equalityfordemons #demonsarepeopletoo

I was wondering where the new wallpaper and coffee table came from, btw...

In all seriousness
It affected me, but only because I'm happy that this country is one step closer towards equality for everyone. It was the uplifting part of my otherwise shitty and dehydrated day.

[Hydra009]

My living room is in serious need of remodelling.



Demons sound nice, too.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.

How about a chickenosaurus? The most unique of all chickens.

[Atheon]

None of the above. It HAS done something to me. It's made me almost uncontrollably ecstatic!

[kilodelta]

I just read on the interwebs that erectile dysfunction has increased by over two hundred thousand percent since this hit the news... it's worse than we all feared.

[drunkenshoe]

I don't know. It didn't do anything to me, but I felt a warm feeling spread inside and I felt like giving a huge, loud, evil laugh. It was also important that it passed in the US considering the general influence.

You know what? I am enjoying this too much. 

[aitm]

Laugh if you want, at your own peril. Right now God hisself is lining up hurricanes and tornadoes and draughts and all kinds of what nots to unleash on our country at exactly the time he wants to, when he wants to, which may not all be exactly at the same time and could be spread over a couple hundred years, but REST ASSURED ALL MIGHTY GOD IS A COMING WITH VENGEFUL WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








so there.

[Mike Cl]

Laugh if you want, at your own peril. Right now God hisself is lining up hurricanes and tornadoes and draughts and all kinds of what nots to unleash on our country at exactly the time he wants to, when he wants to, which may not all be exactly at the same time and could be spread over a couple hundred years, but REST ASSURED ALL MIGHTY GOD IS A COMING WITH VENGEFUL WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








so there.

I should have known it!!!  As a resident of CA, we are suffering thru an historic drought.  So, that tells me gwad knew the outcome of this case already and was just warming up here in CA, practicing with what the rest of you gawdless heathens and stuff are going to get! 

So there.............yourself.

[the_antithesis]

My, what a lovely window treatment.

[Mermaid]

OMG. This morning, I woke up GAY.

You homos and your homo agenda! Thanks for forcing your gayness on the good people of the U S of A.

[TomFoolery]

OMG. This morning, I woke up GAY.

I've already heard talk about heterosexual concentration camps, so it sounds like it's for the best.

[Mermaid]

I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".

[TomFoolery]

I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".

Sounds like someone is listening to too much Glenn Beck.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/glenn-beck-predicts-massive-anti-christian-persecution-if-scotus-legalizes-gay-marriage

[Mike Cl]

I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".

Oh God!  If only that were true!! Let us pray!!

[kilodelta]

Yeah. I can already imagine the comments after the next nature disaster...