A Poll for Straight People

[The Skeletal Atheist]

As one of the ranking members of the Gay Agenda, I was just wondering what if any impact this has had on your traditional marriages.

[Munch]

If demons are spread across the land, are they sexy demons?

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[TrueStory]

I've never heard so much flag talk in my life as much as I have the last week. 

[Shiranu]

Civilization as we know it has crumbled. The end is neigh.

[Mike Cl]

As one of the ranking members of the Gay Agenda, I was just wondering what if any impact this has had on your traditional marriages.

How can I vote for 2,3,4 and 5 all at once???

[Johan]

I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.

[Shiranu]

I blame gays for France losing today. Way to go.

[Mike Cl]

I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.

Wow!---way over reacting!   One does not need to divorce a wife to have a really kinky chicken--really into choking!  Heck--my really good friend, five-fingered Mary owns a really kinky chicken--into chocking. 

[Shiranu]

I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.

Better yet, polygamy with that chicken, your wife and a tractor!

[TomFoolery]

I voted for my wife turning into a pillar of salt, because I ran out and I have sweet corn cooking as we speak and my idiot husband bought unsalted corn. I should divorce him. Since you know, marriage is no longer sacred.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm in South Carolina so of course it's demons all the way baby!

[Mermaid]

It cheapens our Holy Union.

I feel SO CHEAP.

[kilodelta]

Everything is ruined!

[kilodelta]

Honestly, I was hoping for a closer shave because of this... but no! It's the same sandpaper as it was yesterday. I'm very disappointed.

[Aletheia]

Demon's don't sound too bad. I've watched anime, they're just misunderstood.