Lindsey Graham Will Keep the World from Falling Apart

[SGOS]

Lindsey Graham says, “I am running because I think the world is falling apart."

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/lindsey-graham-i-am-running-because-the-world-is-119274762516.html

I think it's a good thing that Lindsey Graham is running, because I think if the world falls apart it would not be a good thing, so I think you should vote for Lindsey Graham because he doesn't want the world to fall apart.  I don't want the world to fall apart either.  That could be a bad thing, so we need a president who will prevent the world from falling apart.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Lindsey is running because the clown car wasn't quite full enough yet.. John McCain's bitch is running..Nice to know.. He's "my senator"..

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Lindsey Graham says, “I am running because I think the world is falling apart."

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/lindsey-graham-i-am-running-because-the-world-is-119274762516.html

I think it's a good thing that Lindsey Graham is running, because I think if the world falls apart it would not be a good thing, so I think you should vote for Lindsey Graham because he doesn't want the world to fall apart.  I don't want the world to fall apart either.  That could be a bad thing, so we need a president who will prevent the world from falling apart.

Wait, Lindsey has super powers to prevent the world from FALLING APART? Where the hell is it falling to anyway?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Wait, Lindsey has super powers to prevent the world from FALLING APART? Where the hell is it falling to anyway?

Into his massive closet.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Into his massive closet.

Now you're not implying that Lindsey is g....g.....g.....closeted are you?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Now you're not implying that Lindsey is g....g.....g.....closeted are you?

Not at all. He's just in there looking for that one coat to match his shoes...

[Unbeliever]

I was going to vote for Pat Paulson, until Bernie announced his run. Now I think maybe I'll volunteer for his campaign.

I think Lindsey's just in it for the comedy. Stephanie Miller has to have someone to laugh at besides all the other Repugs who are throwing themselves on the mercy of the Koch brothers.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Atheon]

The Republicans are deluded to think that only THEY can make the world better, when their ignorant right-wing ideology is pretty much the cause of the world's problems.

[Munch]

The Republicans are deluded to think that only THEY can make the world better, when their ignorant right-wing ideology is pretty much the cause of the world's problems.

I feel like I should put up that 'we've got to have.. money!' clip, but I used that already.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Not at all. He's just in there looking for that one coat to match his shoes...

That's why he's always hanging out with HERE'Ssssssssss Johnny McCan't..

[trdsf]

I can't help but notice that Chris Christie and Jeb Bush are still hanging back from declaring -- in relative terms, these two are the only grownups the GOP has to offer, and they still haven't officially jumped in.  I think they've learned the lesson that the Mittster didn't: the polling agencies really do know what they're doing.

Interesting bit of history here: for the last forty years, Republicans almost always turn to the candidate who placed second last time there was a competitive primary, thusly:

Year	Nominee	Second place
1976	Gerald Ford	Ronald Reagan
1980	Ronald Reagan	George H.W. Bush
1984	Reagan (incumbent)	n/a
1988	George H.W. Bush	Bob Dole
1992	Bush (incumbent)	n/a
1996	Bob Dole	Pat Buchanan*
2000	George W. Bush*	John McCain
2004	Bush (incumbent)	n/a
2008	John McCain	Mitt Romney
2012	Mitt Romney	Rick Santorum

* - Pat Buchanan ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 and did not pursue the Republican nomination again.

Unless Santorum can light up the activists early, he's going to be the first candidate in 40 years to break the pattern.  Seems a shame -- as a Democrat, I'd love to have him be their nominee.  Alas, unless you're Richard Nixon in '72, you don't get to pick your opponent.

Meanwhile, if (or, as seems likely, when) Hillary gets the nomination on the Democratic side, she'll be the first runner-up to be nominated at the next opportunity since 1928 when 1924 runner-up Al Smith got the nod.

[drunkenshoe]

I know this is going to sound bad, but what is wrong with this guy's face? Look at his eyes and mouth. If they put him in the 'guess the gender from the eyes' test his pic could be a real trick. It looks like something wrong, probably nothing though. He shouldn't smile to the camera.

These things are unfortunately very important if you are running for president. And no way, he can pass that needed criteria. Thinking about his politics, may be that's a good thing.

[Munch]

OH FUCK its a Deatheater! :O

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I can't help but notice that Chris Christie and Jeb Bush are still hanging back from declaring -- in relative terms, these two are the only grownups the GOP has to offer, and they still haven't officially jumped in.  really do know what they're doing.

Interesting bit of history here: for the last forty years, Republicans almost always turn to the candidate who placed second last time there was a competitive primary, thusly:

Year	Nominee	Second place
1976	Gerald Ford	Ronald Reagan
1980	Ronald Reagan	George H.W. Bush
1984	Reagan (incumbent)	n/a
1988	George H.W. Bush	Bob Dole
1992	Bush (incumbent)	n/a
1996	Bob Dole	Pat Buchanan*
2000	George W. Bush*	John McCain
2004	Bush (incumbent)	n/a
2008	John McCain	Mitt Romney
2012	Mitt Romney	Rick Santorum

* - Pat Buchanan ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 and did not pursue the Republican nomination again.

Unless Santorum can light up the activists early, he's going to be the first candidate in 40 years to break the pattern.  Seems a shame -- as a Democrat, I'd love to have him be their nominee.  Alas, unless you're Richard Nixon in '72, you don't get to pick your opponent.

Meanwhile, if (or, as seems likely, when) Hillary gets the nomination on the Democratic side, she'll be the first runner-up to be nominated at the next opportunity since 1928 when 1924 runner-up Al Smith got the nod.

Christie chopped his own balls off with Bridgegate and by embracing Obama after the hurricane and Jeb did the same by backing his brothers stupidity that even every republican ran away from. They know the Bush name is toxic. Santorum never had a chance so it appears to be up to the dipshit from Wisconsin or good old boy Lindsey and the closet brigade..
WWJHD..(What would Jeb have done)