Thank you religion:

[baddogma]

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[youtube:zygrwf54]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO_3eSbLjyM[/youtube:zygrwf54]

[youtube:zygrwf54]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUnMZS7rulw[/youtube:zygrwf54]

[PopeyesPappy]

Take that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

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[kilodelta]

Take that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

A funeral pyre is too good for him. Just let him lay where he falls... hopefully inside his TV show studio or a church.

[PopeyesPappy]

I was kind of hoping he'd still be kicking when I lit it...

[Sleeper]

Take that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

I thought you were quoting an episode of Seinfeld.

[ApostateLois]

Could we throw him into a tank full of sharks? That would be entertaining, because we could watch him pray to God to make the sharks not hungry, like Daniel in the lion's den....only with sharks.

[Sleeper]

And that's Pat, not Jerry.

[PopeyesPappy]

And that's Pat, not Jerry.

Does it make a difference? Other than Jerry is dead and Pat needs to be?

[Sleeper]

Black people are descended from ham? Does he mean pigs or... actual ham?

[ApostateLois]

Black people are descended from ham? Does he mean pigs or... actual ham?

Perhaps bacon.

[theory816]

THANKS OBAMA. idk wat that means but it seems fitting

[WitchSabrina]

I was kind of hoping he'd still be kicking when I lit it...

Say when.  I'll bring the matches.