I guess walruses are sexy to some people...

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Stupid sexy walruses.

This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.

Haha, I remember Mr. Hands. One of the first things to kill my innocence on the internet.

Fun fact: like many other mammals (humans excluded), walruses have a bone in their penis called the baculum. A walrus baculum can be up to 25 inches long and has been used by the Inuit people to make knives.

[Sal1981]

fake.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

fake.

*and gay

Come on, if you're gonna insult it, at least do it in the full spirit of internet tradition. :P

[GSOgymrat]

If she is looking for a rebound guy...

[Mermaid]

That walrus had it coming. He was dressed provocatively with his sexy flippers and those big hard tusks--She was only doing what normal God-fearing women do. You can't blame her.

[Desdinova]

If she is looking for a rebound guy...

OR

[stromboli]

Nobody ever thinks of the children. Mixed species is bad enough but amphibian? Could get ugly. And who gets custody?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Nobody ever thinks of the children. Mixed species is bad enough but amphibian? Could get ugly. And who gets custody?

...walruses are mammals...

[stromboli]

...walruses are mammals...

Point taken. I meant they live in water a good part of the time.

[the_antithesis]

Has anyone seen the movie, Tusk?  It's a couple of months old.

That's a recent Kevin Smith movie.

Of course not.

[Aletheia]

I suspect lots of sedatives and electrical stimulation may have been used.

At most, I may feel a detached fascination with the evolution of sperm delivery mechanisms. I fail to see the sex appeal. I mean, I've been lonely and I've been in a sexual "drought" before, but I can honestly say, not once have I looked at another animal and think "why not?"

[stromboli]

Puppy dog eyes?  Nah.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Careful, Strom, he might wreck your shit for that comment. Walruses are fearless motherfuckers.


Don't even get me started on what happens when you really start to piss them off.