What is everyone wearing to The Rapture?

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1liesalot

April 21, 2015, 12:43:21 AM
Are will allowed to wear Jeans to the Apocalypse or do I have to get myself a frock?

AllPurposeAtheist

#1
April 21, 2015, 12:56:37 AM
In my best  drunken voice : Get fucking naked baby and if you're fucking ugly then god will forgive you because god loves all of his children except you fuckiing ugly fuckers and in which case tough fucking shit baby... 
All hail my new signature!

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drunkenshoe

#2
April 21, 2015, 08:03:50 AM
If you see something like this, it's me.

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

stromboli

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April 21, 2015, 10:46:53 AM
You are an atheist. God cares less what you are dressed like. I will be wearing what is appropriate for the season or location.

stromboli

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April 21, 2015, 10:53:27 AM



THIS IS HOW YOUR TYPICAL CHRISTIAN WILL BE DRESSED FOR THE RAPTURE.

doorknob

#5
April 21, 2015, 11:02:08 AM
Since I'm going to hell I'm pretty sure I should be wearing what ever satan wants me to.

drunkenshoe

#6
April 21, 2015, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 21, 2015, 10:46:53 AM
You are an atheist. God cares less what you are dressed like. I will be wearing what is appropriate for the season or location.

Hey strom, how are you? Well, I was trying to look from their side. Wouldn't be amazing if huge amount of people gathered at places waiting for the rapture and we all getting there in costumes. Would be fun.
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

Hijiri Byakuren

#7
April 21, 2015, 11:50:23 AM
I'll buy one of Toho's Godzilla suits. The king of the monsters will surely protect me!
Speak when you have something to say, not when you have to say something.

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Desdinova

#8
April 21, 2015, 11:58:42 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 21, 2015, 10:53:27 AM



THIS IS HOW YOUR TYPICAL CHRISTIAN WILL BE DRESSED FOR THE RAPTURE.

Some things just cannot be unseen.
"How long will we be
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye"
  -Disturbed, Liberate

GSOgymrat

#9
April 21, 2015, 12:27:20 PM
I'm wearing my demon costume, just so there is no confusion.



doorknob

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April 21, 2015, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 21, 2015, 12:27:20 PM
I'm wearing my demon costume, just so there is no confusion.



I like it!

stromboli

#11
April 21, 2015, 01:00:47 PM
I'm going to get a Tshirt that says "Demon Possessed" or some such and wear it to Walmart. See how many Mormons I can scare.

Munch

#12
April 21, 2015, 01:31:43 PM
I was thinking I'd put on something snug and comfortable.

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Termin

#13
April 21, 2015, 01:50:55 PM
 A parachute, just in case.
Termin 1:1

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trdsf

#14
April 21, 2015, 11:19:06 PM
A truss.

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Oh.  Rapture.  Not 'rupture'.
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