I'm in Hell

[Ro3bert]

Yes, I'm in hell here on earth. Actually it feels really good and I want to stay here. I just can't imagine sitting at the left hand of Christ or God along with all those others. Can you see millions upon millions (assuming there are that many) all crammed together for eternity? Sheesh! Must get awfully cramped and smelly.

So what do you do in your off time, play a harp or something, assuming you have any free time of course?

No, I think I'll just hang in here, helping out at the local Senior Center, reading, drinking wine, farting loudly and denying God and Christ (and, of course also denying the holy ghost...etc). In other words being the quintessential atheist.

ATHEISTS SAVE THE GODS!!

[stromboli]

Enjoy your time there. Since hell doesn't exist for the rest of us, you'll probably get a little lonely. And I'd be happy to save the gods but I'm fairly certain there aren't any.

[Solitary]

Welcome aboard Ro3bert! You could look for those 72 virgins hiding behind veils fluttering their wings.  Solitary 

[Munch]

If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

[aitm]

Revelations claims only 144 thousand get in, if I recall……or was it 14,000….meh….whatever.

[Ro3bert]

Enjoy your time there. Since hell doesn't exist for the rest of us, you'll probably get a little lonely. And I'd be happy to save the gods but I'm fairly certain there aren't any.

Hay, Stromboli. I know it is almost impossible to get much feeling for the intent of the written word but I was feeling a little sarcastic when I posted this. I was hoping to see a couple of laughs.

BTW the "Atheists save the Gods" is a deliberate miss-quote of "God save the Queen".

Robert

[Solitary]

It's no accident that the symbol of a bishop is a crook, and the sign of an archbishop is a double cross. Everyday now, God is beginning to look like a cosmic Cheshire cat. 

[antediluvian]

Hay, Stromboli. I know it is almost impossible to get much feeling for the intent of the written word but I was feeling a little sarcastic when I posted this. I was hoping to see a couple of laughs.

BTW the "Atheists save the Gods" is a deliberate miss-quote of "God save the Queen".

Robert

Sarcasm is like poetry. 
One either excels or fails.

Suggest a different tactic.
Maybe read here a while.

[Desdinova]

If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

Desdinova is disappointed that Hercules' is not naked and sporting a 15" trouser snake. 

Oh and welcome aboard Ro3bert! 

[stromboli]

Stromboli has a normal size trouser snake and is perfectly happy with it. And I know you were being sarcastic.

[Desdinova]

And I know you were being sarcastic.

Me?  Sarcastic?

[Munch]

Desdinova is disappointed that Hercules' is not naked and sporting a 15" trouser snake. 

this.. just seemed relevant

[Solitary]

All I can say is this topic made my day. Thanks everyone! Solitary

[drunkenshoe]

If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

If you save Hercules, you would practically save all the gods and so eventually the Abrahamic god. It's the oldest type of the god that exists. It has many evolved faces and aspects though. Hercules is just the Roman version of it. It's like saving 'Yehova or Allah' in grand scheme of things.