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Started by Aletheia, April 11, 2015, 07:58:38 PM

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Youssuf Ramadan

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: stromboli on April 12, 2015, 11:11:38 AM
If I ever doubted you are ex Navy I don't now.
"And this is no shit..."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers


"How long will we be
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye"
  -Disturbed, Liberate

Jason Harvestdancer

Quote from: aitm on April 13, 2015, 05:46:18 PM
I like ta help ya, but….well the title kinda excludes me.

Binoculars and a lawn chair in their front yard don't count as a pick up line.
White privilege is being a lifelong racist, then being sent to the White House twice because your running mate is a minority.<br /><br />No Biden, no KKK, no Fascist USA!


You vill come to ze house and you vill like it, because ve have vays, ja?



Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.


"Can I buy you a Cadillac?"
...oh wait.  that one worked.
I always wondered why having balls was equated with "strength".  Balls are sensitive and delicate, actually.   Better to grow a vagina.  Those things can take a pounding - and pop out a live human being the size of a watermelon.


I'll pay you $25 if you let me sniff your panties.


"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan


You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know


"By the way, do you have birth control?"


"I'm Not Actually This Tall. I'm Sitting on My Wallet."

"Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?"

"You're So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line."

" Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

"Are you busy tonight around 3 AM?"

"I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”"

"Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong."

"Hi. I have a vagina."

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."
Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.


"Wanna eat out?"

She said yes and then left with some chick.


"Mom, are you busy tonight?"


Quote from: Aletheia on April 17, 2015, 05:19:07 PM

"Hi. I have a vagina."

This is supposed to be failed pickup lines. That one works every time. I mean, unless it's a lie.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know