That fresh feel: Turkish Muslims now permitted to use toilet paper

[SGOS]

I'd be lost without toilet paper.  For all the backpacking trips I've made into the wilderness, I have never been there without toilet paper.  Hell, I've forgot can openers, knives, cameras, salt and pepper, but never toilet paper.

[stromboli]

I keep toilet paper in every vehicle- currently just one- because you never know. But then I am a former survivalist, so I keep tools and every other potential needful item as well. Rocks? Uh uh.

[drunkenshoe]

Everyone would be lost without toilet paper every day, many times. That's why it is so profitable to make halal ones. We should find a product to promote in religious terms. I'm so broke. 

[Desdinova]

Mr. Whipple approves this thread.

[drunkenshoe]

[Termin]

For cleaning, one should use water, three stones, or one's left hand.

  Is this what the movie Demolition man  was referring to with the three shells ? ?