CERN researchers confirm the existence of the Force

[Hijiri Byakuren]

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-force

Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces  â€" the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity â€" have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.

Well, this will certainly make manual labor jobs a lot more interesting.

[stromboli]

Wow, like a birthday present. All my hopes and dreams are coming true. I can finally join the Dark Side once and for all.

[Jason78]

I for one welcome our new Sith overlords.

[Shiranu]

That april fools doe.

[Unbeliever]

Aw, hell, I thought they were supposed to get all the way to 14 TeV!