Create your own skeptical quotes.

[Munch]

Don't worry, none need try it out ^^, its just one of those things, and i always use that argument when someone says gay sex is unnatural, not only listing off all animals that engage in same sex, but also the fact of what I said before.

[GSOgymrat]

I know as much about the afterlife as anyone who has ever lived.

[Moralnihilist]

My personal favorite:

You made the claim, you need to back it up with evidence, jackass.

[the_antithesis]

"Grow the fuck up, kid."

[undercoverbrother]

I know as much about the afterlife as anyone who has ever lived.

I'm going to steal that.

[undercoverbrother]

"Grow the fuck up, kid."

That sounds familiar.