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Started by Aletheia, February 07, 2015, 07:20:49 PM

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Aletheia

Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

dtq123

Wow, and I thought my view of Texas couldn't get any worse.
A dark cloud looms over.
Festive cheer does not help much.
What is this, "Justice?"

Munch

Oh hey, for once the Texas inbreeds aren't attacking gays.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

stromboli

(Stromboli scratches "Texas" off his bucket list)

AllPurposeAtheist

To be fair there are more than about 20 crazies in Texas..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Aletheia

The comments are hilarious on youtube:
 
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bohemianwriter1 5 days ago

Are you a religious nutjob?

Check out for signs here:

10 â€" You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 â€" You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that humans were created from dirt.

8 â€" You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 â€" Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the male first-born babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" â€" including women, children, and trees.

6 â€" You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods consorting with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 â€" You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is about a couple of generations old.

4 â€" You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs â€" though excluding those in all rival sects â€" will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering, and yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 â€" While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor “speaking in tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" your choice of religions to be the correct one.

2 â€" You define .01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers, and consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of God.

1 â€" You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history â€" but you still call yourself a Christian.
Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

Munch

Maybe if the Christian apologists and Muslim apologists are put in a box together, their cancel each other out.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

stromboli

Quote from: Munch on February 07, 2015, 07:39:12 PM
Maybe if the Christian apologists and Muslim apologists are put in a box together, their cancel each other out.

I would like to see that.

Aletheia

Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

Draconic Aiur

Since I live there, I phase the shit out.

Munch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on February 08, 2015, 07:01:07 PM
Since I live there, I phase the shit out.

since your there, erect a sign telling them that a gay, half-black half-asian man is having his wedding to his transgendered drag queen boyfriend at a set location, down a storm drain. Then when all of them are gathered inside the drain, like in The Dark Knight Rises, seal it off and trap them in, forcing them to become mole people.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

stromboli

Quote from: Munch on February 08, 2015, 08:08:22 PM
since your there, erect a sign telling them that a gay, half-black half-asian man is having his wedding to his transgendered drag queen boyfriend at a set location, down a storm drain. Then when all of them are gathered inside the drain, like in The Dark Knight Rises, seal it off and trap them in, forcing them to become mole people.

I think you just wrote a movie script. I'd go see it.  :clap:

stromboli

                                                         

Aletheia

If only that meme was available as a bumper sticker. ^
Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.