How I found JAYZISS KREISST!

[TrooperFive]

Howdy y'all folks, today I'm gonna tell you how I found JAYZISS KREISST! It all started one late night on YouTube. I was watchin' a video by The 'Mazin Atheist about how Islam is stupid 'n  shit. Then, in the suggestions box I saw a video 'bout how a four year old boy went to heaven! So I watched the video and I was amazed! This little boy actually went to heaven and came back! So I decided, heaven and Jayziss must be real! So later that night  before I went to sleep, I prayed to JAYZISS that I would eat Froot Loops for breakfast the next mornin' and it worked! So that's why you should pray and repint to JAYZISS KREISST, and accept him as your LARD and SAVORY, or else you'll go to HILL!

[Atheon]

PRAISES TO JAYZES!!

[stromboli]

I found Jesus twice and rejected him twice. I am double dipped in sin, y'all.

[Desdinova]

I found Jesus too.  He was begging for money in a Walmart parking lot.  Said he was Jesus and was homeless and needed a break.  I gave him a five and he blessed me. 

[Atheon]

I once met a guy who talked about how he battled the devil in a church basement and was rewarded with pink and white marijuana. Then he said "It's not easy being the new Christ." That's how I found Jesus.

[dtq123]

I found Jesus out on the street. Seriously, his name was Jesus! (He was drunk)