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TrooperFive · January 30, 2015, 01:02:34 AM

Hello, my name is TrooperFive but you can just call me Trooper. I live in the Republic of Cheeseistan and I work for the Illuminati. My life goal is to become a Narwhal one day. With all that aside, I've actually been reading these forums for a while now(about a week). I was actually raised in such a way that I was never taught any religion(or atheism for that matter). I just kind of looked at the evidence and decided that religion was bullcrap, but science made lots of sense. But I'm not sure that anyone would choose Christianity unless it was taught to them from an early age.

Mr.Obvious · January 30, 2015, 01:07:38 AM

Welcome to the forum, trooper.

PickelledEggs · January 30, 2015, 01:12:04 AM

Welcome [User Name Here]!

Sent from your mom.

Desdinova · January 30, 2015, 09:26:53 AM

Welcome aboard! We love the illuminati!

dtq123 · January 30, 2015, 10:17:28 AM

Ten hut Trooper! Let's fight them superstitions!

aitm · January 30, 2015, 10:32:02 AM

Howdy doody, but not in a weird kinda way.

stromboli · January 30, 2015, 10:53:00 AM

Welcome.

GrinningYMIR · January 30, 2015, 10:59:19 AM

Welcome to the forum

PickelledEggs · January 30, 2015, 01:31:54 PM

Quote from: aitm on January 30, 2015, 10:32:02 AM
Howdy doody, but not in a weird kinda way.

Jerry Mahoney?

Sent from your mom.

stromboli · January 30, 2015, 01:49:38 PM

Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 30, 2015, 01:31:54 PM
Jerry Mahoney?

Sent from your mom.

Always wondered about a guy that had his hand stuck up a puppet's ass.......

SGOS · January 30, 2015, 02:02:34 PM

Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 30, 2015, 01:31:54 PM
Jerry Mahoney?

Sent from your mom.

Whatever happened to puppets, dummies, and ventriloquists? Growing up I had Paul Winchell and Jerry Mahoney, Hoody Doody and Buffalo Bob, Edgar Bergen and Charley McCarthy, SeÃ±or Wences (who never had his own show, so he only appeared on rare occasion on the Ed Sullivan Show), and no doubt others almost forgotten. Today they have Muppets. Hell, even their name tells you right off, they're not real puppets. Their just hand puppets, which were what the poor kids got for Christmas. I asked for a puppet, you know, the kind operated by strings, and all I got was this stupid hand puppet. Sheesh! What a joke. Then along came the Muppets, and everything went to Hell in a hand basket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPGZZdN0F9E&list=RDAJiYZ6QIAtY

Desdinova · January 30, 2015, 03:56:47 PM

I had no fucking clue who Jerry Mahoney was. Now I know. You DO learn something new everyday! Useless, but nevertheless new.

Desdinova · January 30, 2015, 04:01:40 PM

As I frequently do, I responded quickly without paying much attention to the post. Just went back to SGOS's post/video and noticed it was Senor Wences, not Jerry Mahoney. Guess I didn't learn something new. So who the fuck WAS Jerry Mahoney?

TrooperFive · January 30, 2015, 05:02:58 PM

Quote from: Desdinova on January 30, 2015, 09:26:53 AM
Welcome aboard! We love the illuminati!

Carrots are orange and oblong shaped. Cheetos are orange, oblong shaped, and cheese flavored. Do you know what else is orange and cheese flavored? That's right, Doritos. Doritos are triangles. Doritos also turn green when you paint them green. Do you know what else is a green triangle? That's right, the Illuminati. Doritos are Illuminati, confirmed!

GrinningYMIR · January 30, 2015, 06:02:08 PM

Doritos are triangles

Triangles have three sides

Half life 3 confirmed

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