Zombie Baby Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun

Started by FieryLocks, December 23, 2014, 06:14:53 PM

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FieryLocks

But the Christian pants wetters in Sycamore Township, Ohio don't want him to. Where's their Christmas spirit?!

QuoteA man in Ohio is facing legal action if he does not take down his Nativity scene that features zombies instead of traditional biblical characters.
Jasen Dixon told WXIX that he manages 13 Rooms of Doom haunted house, so he already had the zombies, including one resembling the baby Jesus.

“I wanted a Nativity scene and I worked with what I had,” he explained.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/ohio-town-threatens-legal-action-against-zombie-baby-jesus-nativity-scene-on-mans-lawn/comments/#disqus

Here ya go crybabies of Sycamore Township...you earned it!
"To surrender to ignorance and call it 'God' has always been premature, and it remains premature today"--Isaac Asimov

Solitary

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

dtq123

Technically Jesus is a Zombie... he came back to life right?
A dark cloud looms over.
Festive cheer does not help much.
What is this, "Justice?"

FieryLocks

Quote from: dtq123 on December 24, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
Technically Jesus is a Zombie... he came back to life right?
Yep, so are his followers that eat of his flesh and drink of his blood.
"To surrender to ignorance and call it 'God' has always been premature, and it remains premature today"--Isaac Asimov