AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas

Started by PickelledEggs, December 04, 2014, 08:26:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

PickelledEggs

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/12/03/arizona-pastor-we-could-cure-aids-by-christmas-if-we-stone-homos-to-death/


Get out the coal you got last christmas and redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord this christmas! Get your throwing arm ready, we're gonna cure some AIDS!

FUCKING. MORON.

Munch

#1
I saw this in drunken peasants today.

Lets just say I'm 60% not surprised, 30% wanting to throw a brick at his head, and 10% laughing my ass off.

I suspect the guy is the most extreme closet case. Also as someone pointed how, in this guys oh so wise quoting from the bible and Leviticus on the stoning of homosexuals part, he happened to miss out on the part of Leviticus 19:27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. and 19:19 "‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material"

So this cunt is trying to rally groups of people to stone gays in the name of the lawd, but he doesn't even follow the rules of his own teachings.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

kilodelta

Well shit. Using his logic, we could kill pastors by overdosing them with pot and that'd cure AIDS just as effectively.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

PickelledEggs

Quote from: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
Well shit. Using his logic, we could kill pastors by overdosing them with pot and that'd cure AIDS just as effectively.
In all seriousness, andeven though I am against killing anyone despite how harmful their beliefs are, stoning all the pastors to death would significantly decrease pedophilia.

kilodelta

Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:43:14 PM
In all seriousness, andeven though I am against killing anyone despite how harmful their beliefs are, stoning all the pastors to death would significantly decrease pedophilia.

Perhaps just drop the "to death" part and keep all pastors stoned at all times. I'm talking about blazed to the point of extreme distraction. "The lord needs you son...oh look, a bird. Where's it going?" distracted.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

PickelledEggs

Quote from: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:52:24 PM
Perhaps just drop the "to death" part and keep all pastors stoned at all times. I'm talking about blazed to the point of extreme distraction. "The lord needs you son...oh look, a bird. Where's it going?" distracted.
I approve of this much more. In addition, I hear marijuana dick is even worse than whiskey dick. If they can't get it up, how are hey going to do anything?

stromboli

Quote from: Munch on December 04, 2014, 08:29:46 PM

I suspect the guy is the most extreme closet case. Also as someone pointed how, in this guys oh so wise quoting from the bible and Leviticus on the stoning of homosexuals part, he happened to miss out on the part of Leviticus 19:27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. and 19:19 "‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material"

So this cunt is trying to rally groups of people to stone gays in the name of the lawd, but he doesn't even follow the rules of his own teachings.

Yeah, this guy is probably a bag of raging hormones and self hatred that thinks killing off the gays would quiet his personal demons. Lol, wait to see how long before he turns into Ted Haggard, denying the shit out of an affair.

Thackerie

Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:58:20 PM
I approve of this much more. In addition, I hear marijuana dick is even worse than whiskey dick. If they can't get it up, how are hey going to do anything?

From my extensive research, I've found this to be untrue. Marijuana actually enhances sex.

stromboli

Quote from: Thackerie on December 05, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
From my extensive research, I've found this to be untrue. Marijuana actually enhances sex.


True story bro. Marijuana has been incorporated into various fertility rites for a reason.

baddogma

Hate speech plain and simple. This is illegal.
"The only way you can be certain that there are good people in the world is to BE one".
-My mother

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

baddogma

Oh wait what the fuck was I thinking?!? RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
"The only way you can be certain that there are good people in the world is to BE one".
-My mother

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Agramon

We used to laugh at how ridiculous Steve Anderson was even when I was at fundie Bible college. He is total KJV 1611 batshit crazy.
"And, tricked by our own early dream
And need of solace, we grew self-deceived,
Our making soon our maker did we deem,
And what we had imagined we believed."
- Thomas Hardy