Happy "Kill A Turkey For No Special Reason" Day!

[stromboli]

Happy "I'm not celebrating the death of millions of native Americans, just getting fatter" day!

Happy "fuck it, it's a turkey, I like turkey" day!

Happy "Hey, it's my country now so fuck you" day!

Happy "We name football teams with racist names that will probably be playing football today" day!

Happy "I'm politically correct so I'm eating crow" day!

Happy "I'm historically correct, so I'm eating Cod fish" day!

Happy "We own the country and we shoved all the previous occupants on to reservations so they could build casinos and empty our wallets" day!

Have a ball. Its all yours. Later.

[SGOS]

Hey, thanks for the greeting.  And fuck you, too!   

[stromboli]

See, that's what is missing. We need a happy fuck you day. I'd love to tell a politician to go fuck himself. 

[aitm]

Why do you hate America?

[Solitary]

Why does it seem like a Happy Fuck Me day?  :fU:

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Happy My Dad Thinks I Should Go To The ER For Some Minor Pain Day..
I'm not going and fuck the ER.

[Solitary]

Sorry I was being a pain in the ass to you today. 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Sorry I was being a pain in the ass to you today. 

Actually it's a pain in my right nut..literally..

[Hydra009]

Happy "I don't like turkey so I'm having pork instead" Day!

[stromboli]

[kilodelta]

I'm looking forward to Friday. Big Dump Day.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm looking forward to Friday. Big Dump Day.

Wrong thread..This belongs in the crap n fart thread which by the way needs a special edition 'How much will you crap and fart Friday?'

[Solitary]

I hope everyone here has as great a day tomorrow as I am today! I love Hawaiian pizza with two glasses of a  great table wine, and Jameson  whiskey with two glasses of eggnog makes it perfect.   

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Happy I have to work day.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Cooking for pop tomorrow then going to my lady friend place later to get laid..  A good time had by all.. Well for me anyway.