Once Again, Satan Is Invading Your Life !

[stromboli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

So there I was, sitting in Starbucks, enjoying my Monster Energy Drink when suddenly the craving for infant flesh and burning down churches consumed me......

Oh wait- I'm an atheist. That's normal.

[Hydra009]

A very similar version of the phi symbol also appears as the Phyrexian symbol in Magic The Gathering.



So in actuality, Monster energy drinks declare their allegiance to Yawgmoth the Ineffiable, not Satan.

[kilodelta]

I used to have a collection of different Monster cans on my desk. I now know why I couldn't control my urges to sacrifice goats and use their blood to spray down the office strippers. It cleared up when I threw all those cans in the recycling bin. I'm now back to normal where I spray down the office strippers with regular old beer.

[stromboli]

I used to have a collection of different Monster cans on my desk. I now know why I couldn't control my urges to sacrifice goats and use their blood to spray down the office strippers. It cleared up when I threw all those cans in the recycling bin. I'm now back to normal where I spray down the office strippers with regular old beer.

As long as its inexpensive and readily available beer. Beer is sacred to Gomgoth the Destroyer.

[Munch]

Satan's sexy, so I'm good with this

[AllPurposeAtheist]

OMG OMG OMG! SHE'S WEARING MIXED FIBERS AND HER HEAD ISN'T COVERED! Obviously witchcraft..

[kilodelta]

OMG OMG OMG! SHE'S WEARING MIXED FIBERS AND HER HEAD ISN'T COVERED! Obviously witchcraft..

... I don't believe she got her husband's permission.

3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

... I don't believe she got her husband's permission.

3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That bitch! Call Ted Cruz immediately!

[Desdinova]

These are the types of people that 300 to 500 years ago were torturing and burning people alive.  Yep, we're an evil fucking species alright.

[Solitary]

A good example of top down thinking, unfortunately used by some scientists too. 

[stromboli]

A good example of top down thinking, unfortunately used by some scientists too. 

Or an entire argument based on a false premise.

[PickelledEggs]

"And the devil laughs" ...

She looked like she thought she was so clever when she saw that. Maybe she's the devil.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Notice how Satan deceives us.. Note the absence of the letter F THREE TIMES (F being the 6th letter in the alphabet) in the name Maxwell House AND neither word Maxwell NOR House has 6 letters? The only conclusion that can be drawn here is coffee is satanic!

[kilodelta]

Mother of the Goat God! Satan is fooling us into drinking his coffee by not including his marks on it. Monster must be good so the Devil put his mark on that so that we won't drink it!

[aitm]

I am sure she doesn't work when she is "in her way".....oh wait. who the fuck we kidding, that bitch can't hold down a fuckin job she's nuts.